Can someone give me a brief summary on princess diana?

Question

If possible, having the 5 W's in the summary (who, what, where, when why) but its ok if it doesnt. thanks!

Answer 1

1) Chuckie is Prince of Wales and heir to the throne of England (if Queen Liz ever dies). Mom was bugging him to get married, and he had to settle for someone royal, so

2) Chuckie marries Di. People make a big stink because some English noble (Di) gets an even more prestigious title because Chuckie couldn't marry whoever he wanted. They even make a big stink in the U.S. - I still don't know why.

3) Chuckie and Di have a kid. Despite enormous public support for naming the kid "Up" (so that they can sign their Christmas cards "Up, Chuck and Di"), they decide to name him Bill. Now, the "throne of England" is secure because if Liz and Chuckie die, Bill can take over. Liz breathes a sigh of relief.

4) Chuckie and Di have another kid. Still bucking public opinion, they name the little Nazi Hank. Liz is even happier, although that's before she's aware that he's heiling Hitler in secret. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4170083.stm

5) Chuckie and Di are on the outs. Supposedly, Di is boinking some military dude http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hewitt . She also tries to commit suicide a couple of times and is bolemic. Clearly, Di's short a few marbles. Chuckie, meanwhile, is boinking the ugliest chick he can find just to rub her nose in it. They get a divorce.

6) Di is so popular (I *still* don't know why), they decide to allow her to retain the title of "princess of Wales" even though she dumped Chuckie. Chuckie gets on with his life.

7) Just to get back at Chuckie, Di starts boinking some guy with the most moronic name in the history of the world - "Dodie" (I dare you to say that without laughing). It so happens that Dodie is rich - maybe even richer than Chuckie. They get drunk with their driver one night in Paris and the drunk driver wrecks going about a bazillion miles an hour. Princess Di(es). Time Magazine gives Di most worthwhile chick of the year - over Sister Theresa of Calcutta, who also died that year, and who was responsible for the medical care of thousands of people in India every year for the past 50 years or so. Go figure.

8) Princess Di worshipers are outraged. After all, there's no way someone really drunk would wreck while traveling far above the speed limit. After spending several weeks at the Princess Di shrine (no kidding), Di worshipers want someone to blame. First, they blame the paparazzi for causing the accident - they were following her, you see, and that *forced* the drunk to drive at an unsafe speed. Then, once they get tired about hearing how drunk the driver was, they decide that Liz had Di killed because she dumped her son, Chuckie. They're *still* investigating 10 years later. That's no joke, either.

9) Chuckie finally marries that ugly chick that he's been boinking, probably just to stop the rumors. They won't let him get married in a church (really - she's divorced. What did Hank 8 start the Church of England for, anyway? Another "go figure"). Bill and Hank grow up. Hank comes out as a Nazi. They both join the military, but aren't allowed to actually *do* anything. Goobers wait with baited breath to see who Bill is going to marry - whoever she is, they'll worship her just like they did Di, and probably with the same complete lack of reason.

Jim, http://www.life-after-harry-potter.com

Answer 2

Wikipedia is not necessarily a good source unless you do further research. It can be edited by anyone with any agenda. I would not quote from it.

This site has a good bio with BBC America as the source:

http://celebritybazar.com/princess_diana/

Answer 3

Do your own homewok. There have been quite a few books published about her, your local library ought to carry them.

Answer 4

Lady D, the celebrated celebrity, died last night in a car accident...