Don't ask me anything about your finances. I know nothing. I just earn the dough, and give it to other people to pay my bills, save, etc.
2007-08-23 02:34:10
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answer #1
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answered by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5
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"Pauly, how can I replace and install the exhaust system of my '92 Ford F-150 in four hours or less?"
I am very talented in many areas, but I'm just not very mechanically inclined, primarily because time spent with my father learning how to do simple car repairs (Bondo jobs, oil changes in the driveway, and so forth) were horrible experiences. My father was generally semi-drunk and angry at everything, and at the time I was generally depressed, extremely shy and had precious sensibilities. This was in the early 1990s.
Now, if this were to happen in 2007, I'd be like, "Why don't you go sober up while I figure out this damn thing myself? And try to get a hold of the mechanic, because some things in life are unavoidable." Fortunately, my dad has been alcohol-free since 1993, and I've been completely dry since about 2000 (with the notable exception being a few weeding receptions, and my mother's funeral in 2003). And even my father now recognizes the futility of DIY car repairs (because generally things just got worse whenver he tried to repair the cars himself!)
So . . . someday I'll have to learn this stuff. I'll be 34 this Halloween, but I've proven to be a late bloomer in just about everything else, so why not follow the trend?
In the meantime . . . do not (and I REPEAT do not!) ask me about how to do do-it-yourself car repairs. I can't suck enough, when it comes to that sort of stuff.
2007-08-23 22:55:58
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answered by Anonymous
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Explain that big kids don't use pacifiers and that her brother is ahead of her in becomming a big kid. Give it to her later each night. First night, give it to her when she goes to bed. Second night, put her to bed and give her the pacifier 5 minutes later. Third night, 10 min., etc. After a while, she will fall asleep waiting for it. "I have tried taking away toys offering to let her pick something new out anything if she goes with out it for a night or two!" Instead of punishing and bribing, think of it as training, the way you would train a pet. Animals can be trained to do almost anything. People are easier to train and kids want nothing more than to please their parents; their lives depend upon it.
2016-05-20 23:00:01
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answer #3
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answered by selena 3
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Strange Testicular Functions.
2007-08-23 02:35:28
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answered by Anonymous
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Driving...I've been having lessons on and off for 15 years, and I still haven't passed my test, infact I crashed the car into the front of the house last time I drove....so don't ever ask me for a lift!
2007-08-23 03:57:12
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answer #5
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answered by ? 5
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From things in my life recently there would be two related subjects. Love and romance.
I obviously just don't get it.
2007-08-23 06:06:40
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Don't ask me for relationship advice or advice regarding women
2007-08-23 02:39:49
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answered by Tim Buck 5
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Fashion.
2007-08-23 05:53:16
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Anything about math or science but of course you know this. You could ask me anything CC and I would find an answer.
2007-08-23 02:55:36
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answer #9
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answered by tbm5 5
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Female contraceptives - I am NOT a woman; and neither am I a physician/phramacist!
The rest are all open for discussion!!!! Fire away . . .
(PS: Jeez chum you've received some supergalifragilisticexpialidosciously whacky answers here, you did!!) LOL!!!! ;+)
2007-08-23 08:47:47
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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Pretty much any situation that requires tact. I was born without that. Romance. I'm not good at that. But basically anything else is cool.
2007-08-23 03:34:08
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answered by Anonymous
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