what was the funniest radio phone in you ever heard?

Question

I heard a Dublin ma, ringing up to say she mixed bleach in with some other cleaner, and shook it, and "it started to get bigger and biger the more I held it, in me hand."
The Dj was in knots, and she just didn't know why, she kept going on about the bottle gettin bigger and harder, until, she had to drop it and it exploded.
I was on the floor laughing, the voice of innocence, and she's someone's mother!!!

Answer 1

I remember this one where they had to phone in and guess the word from the clues.

They went something like this

Something you cook in (POT)
4+4 (8)
the things on the end of your feet (TOES)

the dj said "now put it all together".

The poor woman went into some sort of hysterical fit. She kept saying "but I don't know... what are Pot 8 toes?"

Answer 2

In a footie phone in where someone referred to the opposing goalie as `a great big bloke about 15 foot tall!`

Answer 3

the radio one flirt divert line is hysterical!

Answer 4

there have been so many on radio bristol'''