Yes, a wolf! color white, idk hwo i got in but im so scared! im alone in my room and the house, no phones!!! i live in alaska! it got in thru the window that was open.
2007-08-21 22:58:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
OH YAH! IT GOT IN THRU WINDOWS! HELP!!
2007-08-21 23:00:34 · update #1
Take your meds
2007-08-21 23:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by eirama 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't be afraid of the wolf. talk gently in a soft voice and tell the wolf you appreciate the visit. ask what information the wolf wants to give you. then thank the wolf for coming and let the wolf out through the door.
2007-08-22 08:57:27 · answer #2 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try asking the wolf politely to leave your house. He/She must've accidentally went inside your house by mistake.
Or you can try it this way:
Trick the dog by throwing something in the air and he gets startled and attacks that object (pencil, eraser, ball, etc).
While his off-guard, stab him with something long/sharp, beat him up with something (baseball bat) and smash his brains into a pulp, or stab him with a knife or butcher him with a cleaver! That should do the trick!!
2007-08-22 10:00:38 · answer #3 · answered by occultdestroyer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand up and stand still, try not to be too scared because it smells that. Since you are a lot taller and it is alone, it should not attack you if you do not attack it.
If you have the possibility, open your front or back door so it can clearly see it has a way out and will therefore not panic.
2007-08-22 06:03:52 · answer #4 · answered by Endimi 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First, is it alive?
Second, are you (still) alive?
If yes on both questions, try to keep that condition for as long as you can! I recommend locking yourself up in one rooms... or better, lock the wolf somewhere in. I will try to send you my "how to get rid of angry, giant, white wolfs" manual by mail, as soon as I can.
Good luck!
2007-08-22 06:08:58 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must live in a very remote place,usually a white wolf resides in the arctic, away from humans.it's called the arctic wolf.
i might be mistaken on this , believe they turn sorta blueish gray ,in summer.wrong season,sir.
d.
2007-08-23 00:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by dorian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky you! it's not easy spending a night alone with a wolf in your room. It is a female wolf? hey lucky devil enjoy your one night stand!!
2007-08-22 06:05:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont you dart it and screw it in da azzz while it's sedated. Screw it hard and shoot your load in da air. Then chop it into pieces and stir-fry it, you can serve it wiff its intestines nicely boiled. Yummy!
2007-08-22 06:04:13 · answer #8 · answered by StingRay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as long as it isnt a full moon you should be ok, just feed it and give it some warm milk, while it is sleeping, run like hell!
2007-08-22 06:01:59 · answer #9 · answered by Kruger, Freddy Kruger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you email a friend and tell them to call animal control.
2007-08-22 08:55:35 · answer #10 · answered by soulburner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋