Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and relate to.
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
Question: How come?
Answer:
An English princess,
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car,
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an Irishman,
using Bill Gates’s technology,
and you’re probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals…..
And that, my friends, is Globalization
2007-08-21 21:19:54 · 28 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
true'so true xx
2007-08-22 05:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke Jake..very funny. I have yet to read any of the other responses but from your additional details...it amazes me that some people are so stiff. Jokes are jokes...they are not told to offend anyone..they are entertainment. And I agree..if you don't like to read or watch something that offends you..then I would suggest you lock yourself in a box and never come out because if you are that easily offended, you do not need to come in contact with other people, read any news papers, books, watch t.v., listen to the radio..the list goes on and on. What the heck are you doing on the internet???? Okay, I have had a bad day, the joke made me laugh, I have given my opinion..maybe not in the nicest way...but I have vented..and I feel better! Thanks Jake! Have a star bud!
2016-05-19 21:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Lol! Defanetly worth a star!
2007-08-21 23:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by KittyKat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amazing!
2007-08-21 22:24:24 · answer #4 · answered by Vintage-Inspired 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good worth a star
2007-08-21 21:37:34 · answer #5 · answered by cheri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, going to print that for work colleague
2007-08-22 04:16:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha... that is such a cool definition and makes total sense... I like it =]
xxoo
2007-08-21 21:27:35 · answer #7 · answered by ~ B_e_K_z ~ was SUSPENDED =P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever, well worth a star :-)
2007-08-21 23:53:40 · answer #8 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You forgot to mention that she had been married to a half-Greek ****, and i dont mean GERRY
2007-08-22 00:47:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
it did make me think for a second
star for you my friend
2007-08-22 11:29:23 · answer #10 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow thats a lot to take in. Quite a mouthful. lol!!
:-)))
2007-08-21 21:58:30 · answer #11 · answered by Teejay 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋