...somebody adviced this to cure my athlete's foot.....
...Please help me, I'm an idiot......
2007-08-21 18:40:36 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
jump!
...jump while swinging your manhood and hope that some splash of the holywater gets into your face!
i've done it before...trust me it'll work!
2007-08-21 19:56:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well there are a couple of ways - the simplest may be to pee in a cup and then splash it on your face, however I personally think this is simply no fun or just pee in an upward arc and give your face a pee fountain - but that is unoriganal..... you could get like a catheter and then rather then the bag, just take the bag off and put the hose above your face and have your own golden shower facial... and if you are REALLY in the mood to be creative you could remove a couple of your ribs so you could simply bend over and pee on your own face.
However this all sounds kind of gross - but not nearly as bad as how you got the athlete's foot on your face. :)
2007-08-21 18:46:46 · answer #2 · answered by Willalee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want to pee on your face, to cure athletes foot? I would just find another cure. Go to the doctor they will gvie you the best advice.
2007-08-21 18:44:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
no but here are some facts about it ... Clinical studies have proved that the thousands of critical body chemicals and nutrients that end up in urine reflect the individual body's functions. When re-utilised, these chemicals and nutrients act as natural vaccines, antibacterial, antiviral and anticarcinogenic agents as well as hormone balancers and allergy relievers. The information that urine contains therefore cannot be duplicated or derived from any other source. Just as nature produces no two people who are exactly the same, there are no two urine samples in the world that contain exactly the same components.
2016-05-19 21:08:36 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well mr bean, this is what you can do. First, pee in the aquarium after you've removed the fishes. Next, place your athlete's foot into the aquarium, then just in case you wanna protect your youthful complexion, change your urine and place your face in it too.
Gosh!
Cheers ;)
2007-08-21 23:07:35 · answer #5 · answered by Larry L - Hi Everyone :D 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, you must get a screw driver. Jab out your eyeball. gentaly place it near a window for 4 hours 37 minutes and 22 seconds. place it in your asshole, eat a slice of watermelon and give yourself a pat on the back. Oh yeah then pee on your face.
2007-08-21 19:27:33 · answer #6 · answered by Brittany H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well peeing on your face I can gaurentee you that won't cure your athletes foot.
2007-08-21 18:47:25 · answer #7 · answered by Jenna 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pee in a glass then throw it in your face. It is not only good for foot fungus it will also get rid of anybody you do not want around. (so I hear).
2007-08-21 18:59:03 · answer #8 · answered by saturn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool! I'm an idiot too, I'll pee on your face for you.
2007-08-21 18:44:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
you have athlete's foot on your FACE? gross.
dude, just pee in a cup and then dump it on your face. that is, IF you believe whoever told you this.
2007-08-21 18:43:36 · answer #10 · answered by amanda h 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you don't pee directly on your face, but rather u pee in a bowl and wet a rag of some sort with the urine and apply it to your face. leave it on for about 30 seconds and then you rinse with hot water first then cold water...ive done it before and it works great!!
2007-08-21 18:43:50 · answer #11 · answered by LeBenze 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋