the first person to say something that makes me laugh really hard will get 10 big ones!
2007-08-21 17:15:40 · 13 answers · asked by niiice kitty 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Bush is the best president we have ever had.
2007-08-21 17:23:08 · answer #1 · answered by redman656565 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
"I'm OK but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.
"What did he say," asked the nurse.
"OOPS!"
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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
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A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and hereplies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
2007-08-22 00:21:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
The difference between your mother and a elephant
is that one is a 500 pound mammal
and the other one is an elephant
2007-08-22 00:42:18 · answer #3 · answered by |2yan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to Statistics that I just made up in my head, most americans think IRaq was a good idea
2007-08-22 00:20:52 · answer #4 · answered by Mike M 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chickenbutt!
2007-08-22 00:27:16 · answer #5 · answered by mothertrucker 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmm how about watching this video?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A3nacX_9e_w
2007-08-22 00:20:28 · answer #6 · answered by darksideofthemoon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brittney spears is a very conservative respectable role model.
2007-08-22 00:19:55 · answer #7 · answered by dee_the_genius 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*tickles you in your ticklish spot*
2007-08-22 00:37:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What taste good on pie but not on pus*y?
2007-08-22 00:24:52 · answer #9 · answered by Dee U 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hell yeah give it to me baby!!!
2007-08-22 00:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by pixieq4tay 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋