because he saw his gas bill. lmao funny?
2007-08-21 13:34:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
Thanks man
I just spent five minutes
helplessley rolling around in the floor kicking my legs out
I may NEVER get my wind back
Thanks a lot
Jesu Lord almighty that was funny
2007-08-21 16:41:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I'm a Jew, and I still laughed at your sick joke. Seriously, with all the sick things he implemented in Europe, he was scared to death of pain himself. As the others said, he did not want to be tortured or even go through a war crimes trial and then be executed. He killed his dog first to make sure the poison worked.
2007-08-21 22:09:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think 'Der Fuhrer' did not relish the idea of being captured by the Russians, tortured, and executed - like many of the Germans who shared this fate defending his "Thousand-Year Reich." Imagine those very same people who the German people were told were "subhumans" breaking through the gates of Berlin with over four years of war and millions of their fellow countrymen murdered in their minds and you will get the picture.
2007-08-21 22:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by WMD 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's funny in a sick way. You're lucky I've got a sick sense of humor. Lots of Jews would give you grief over this, but I'm not one of 'em. However, just so you know, the putz killed himself because he didn't want to be tortured to death by the Russians. Can't say as I blame him. When it comes to torture those commies can do the Nazis proud!
2007-08-21 21:50:14 · answer #4 · answered by texasjewboy12 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He did it for one reason and one reason only...
He didnt have the balls to go living...
He just didnt have the grapefruits.
lol...for those who didnt know history says he had only one testicle.
2007-08-22 00:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by Shane101 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG......... Is he dead ????????? lmao x
2007-08-22 00:54:29 · answer #6 · answered by Star Bright 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋