how the hell do i turn this f*ucking computer on?!?!?

Question

i got a desk computer but the stupid thing wont turn on ive tried pressing EVERY buton on this keyboard but it dont do anything ive tried hiting the monitor and throwing the computer on the ground it aint workin what should i do????!!!?!?!??! this computer is sooo hard to use my pentium2 laptop turns on when i open the cover

hey X_nOmAd_oo57 im writin this on a pentium2 lab top computer its different than the other

what button should i push!? there is like 2 small butons and a large one im afraid the computer will explode or somethin if i dont do it right

Answer 1

My suggestion if you still have the original boxes the computer came in, is to try to repack it the best you can and try to return it because you're too dumb to use it.
Or you can find a 5 y/o to start it up for you.

Answer 2

I agree with you!

I too find it most difficult to be sure that the da_n thing is plugged into the darn wall.

I have a lot of difficulty making sure that the power cable is plugged in at the wall AND the back of the comp.

It is extremely difficult to make sure that the power leads from the power supply to the MOBO are solidly attached to their respective sockets.

Sheesh, you didn't even say whether or not the cooling fan made any noise at all.

AND, worst of all, I may never get over the fact that I have to push the 'ON' switch, usually located somewhere on the front of the comp. I will admit that some of 'em are hard to find as mine is.

It may be located where it is hard to see but if you keep looking and maybe, yes maybe, get lucky, you will see it and VOILA you hear some pleasant noises like a computer running.

Oh well, it is only ME talkin',
Bert_H.
;-)

Answer 3

Are you serious, or sarcastic????????

To turn a computer, you press a big button on the computer cover.

Pressing a button on the keyboard won't help unless the computer's sleeping.

Hitting it or throwing it won't do anything but damage it.

Answer 4

press the button on the tower.....make sure the tower is plugged up into the wall socket, if that dont work, go to geek squad or ur local technician

Answer 5

draw 2 circles on a wall,one smaller than the other,put the smaller circle in the big circle,slam your head on the wall-aim for the small circle

Answer 6

Please watch your language, and don't show your anger. It's usually very obvious where on/off switch is located on the computer.

Don't show your ignorance. LOL

Answer 7

if you were able to ask this question, i asume that you are on a computer that is turned "on."