I've read The Bible many times (1 million times & counting), and I've decided I understood Jesus...?

Question

...when He said...

"I can do all things through ganja, which strengthen me..."

What deep principle from The Almighty Bible do you relate to and use in your everyday life?

Answer 1

A million times, eh? Quite an avid reader, you are. Let's see, a minute a page times, oh, let's say 1200 pages (I assume you're reading the Old Testament too), comes to about 20 solid hours of reading. Spread that over 2 days, and a million readings would take about 2,000,000 days, or about 5,480 years, give or take a few. Which is interesting, because the bible is only about a third that old.

Me, I find my biblical inspirations in annotated form:
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/

Answer 2

Ah, yes, ganja. Beyond that approach, check out the really helpful book, complete with practices and discussion from the Gnostic Tradition, including the correct pronunciation of the "Tetragrammaton". On ganja, the vibe from this must be mindboggling :)) *Gnosis of the Cosmic Christ*

Not to be too judgmental or critical, but the material from the book makes "fundie Xianity" sound like a comic book. I only say this so people will know that Christianity in its intended/true form is alive, well and very potent for helping one experience the Truth intended by The Master. Such approach is a very far cry from certain modern "practices" and "interpretations" (i'm being civil here) :))

Answer 3

Every time I interact with my wife...

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. 9For we know in part and we prophesy in part, 1but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears. 1When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me. Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

Answer 4

Divine Love Always Has Met and Always Will Meet Every Human Need

Answer 5

wow, what a way to draw in & piss off christians. congrads.
so where was that in the bible again?
perhaps it was St.oner 4:20?

Answer 6

the bible states that men are the one who will make coffee every morning. Just turn to a certain page and read the top:

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HEBREWS

Answer 7

I take solice in the fact that Jesus smoked...


"and He lit up on a camel..."




g-day!