No its not a joke if your waiting for a punchline, lol, i was reading the Culturally Popular Sun newspaper and it had the story of how a dwarf superglueing his willy.
well i went into a fit of laughter, i dunno why it was just the wording of the article. anyone else read about it?
2007-08-21 10:53:52 · 24 answers · asked by My Pitseleh 4 in News & Events ➔ Media & Journalism
I read that. I laughed!! Especially when it said that he travelled to the hospital with a girl who'd hurt her knee and she was struggling not to giggle. HaHa. Why would anyone wanna see a dwarf tow a hoover with his willy anyway?
2007-08-21 11:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I read it at work and couldn't stop laughing all afternoon. I just couldn't get the thought of the poor chap being wheeled naked into a casualty department with a dirty great pipe firmly attached to his todger out of my mind.
It said in the article I read that he disregarded the manufacturers advice when they suggested allowing the glue to set for 10 minutes before putting the pipe on. He only gave it 10 seconds.
They say you learn something new every day.. Well I certainly didn't know that they made special superglue for sticking cocks to Hoovers!!
2007-08-21 11:44:59 · answer #2 · answered by tomsp10 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, yes - here's a link:
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=62217&in_page_id=34&ito=newsnow
I can see a new ad campaign for superglue spinning off this - a bit of an improvement on the old one where the guy in a jumpsuit is glued to a sheet of chipboard and suspended in the air....
2007-08-21 11:34:44 · answer #3 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i asked this question earlier today
its so so funny what a moron i love stuff like this as i just giggle so much - tears of laughter.
the sun has made me laugh so much recently yesterday a camel humped a woman to death today a dwarf glues himself to a hoover i cant wait to read the news on 22/8/07
i hope i don't laugh a lung lose
2007-08-21 12:15:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I read it and thought the bloke was off his heid!!!!! It was all part of the show hes in for the Edinburgh Festival.....circus show thing in The Meadows. Hes Mad, I mean can you imagine the guy going into A&E asking for help when the hoover was almost bigger than him PMSL!!
2007-08-21 11:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by half-pint79 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it was on here last night, I reckon it was just an excuse why he turned up with a nozzle on his never regions
"No Doctor I wasn't pleasuring myself, honest, I'm a dwarf in a carnival show!"
Yeah right.. lol
2007-08-21 11:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by Bertie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i actually was waiting for the punchline. however, i tend to find that i cannot believe a word that is printed in the sun. but it does make for good entertainment!
2007-08-22 01:29:53 · answer #7 · answered by nuttygirl824 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I read that. How bizarre. Almost as bizarre as the woman in Australia who was 'humped' to death by a camel!
2007-08-21 10:59:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
All I can say: what a prat! Thanks for the link, RM. I loved the line; "Staff freed him after an hour". Yeah, after an hour of p1ssing themselves laughing!
2007-08-21 19:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...yes i read that last night...i s'pose its funnier if youre a female...maybes men might cringe at the thought more than laugh at it ;)
2007-08-21 11:00:21 · answer #10 · answered by nusha 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋