2007-08-21 10:26:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Me,in another form. I was bored,all the other strays had been picked up. i wanted a good fight,or sex. Sorry if i bothered you.
2007-08-21 10:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by Galahad 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jerry, (the mouse), got one up on him again by tying dynamite to his tail. At the time he was skateboarding with his mates, trying to impress Tallulah the Tabby. The dynamite blew off all his fur, Tallulah lost interest in Tom and went off with Pete the Persian ponce. That Jerry will be the death of poor Tom.
2007-08-21 17:51:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they do that, those cats. I really creeps me outs, the ghastly sound of a wailing cat. I hope their tails are not being run over. I hope their purring in loving arms soon.
2007-08-21 17:30:57 · answer #3 · answered by Movie.Junkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It stepped on a thorn. But don't worry a mouse came by and took the thorn out and now they are great friends.
2007-08-21 17:36:05 · answer #4 · answered by ♪♫♪justpassingby♪♫♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He cut his paw on a peice of glass, poor thing. Then his girlfreind dumped him for having a hurt paw and not being perfect. Poor kitty. :(
2007-08-21 17:31:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girl, you know why the cat was crying!!! get real. meow!!
2007-08-21 17:37:17 · answer #6 · answered by southern chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was lonly and looking for a hot date
2007-08-21 17:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
because three rats jacked him up in the alley and stole his food.
2007-08-21 17:40:36 · answer #8 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was calling to it's true love..
It was probably letting it's owner know that its feeding time.
2007-08-21 17:29:06 · answer #9 · answered by wazup x 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he was on Yahoo.com and saw my username.
Also he was going threw a meat grinder. It sounded like this. ERRRRRGHBEHRBERJHBEFHGHJMEWOOOOOO
2007-08-21 17:30:29 · answer #10 · answered by The only good cat is a dead cat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋