isnt she pretty?
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/uglygirl.jpg
2007-08-21 09:46:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
And here I thought we had something special! -sniffle
If I thought I had a chance, I'd fight her for you, but its obvious that her beauty has captivated you and I just can't compete with that exquisite goddess.
Oh- and a bit of advice..I'd hold off on the,uh, oral activities until you can get her to a dentist....
GREAT- NOW who am I going to have a sexy party with? -(runs away sobbing - =**(
2007-08-21 10:09:48 · answer #1 · answered by no longer here 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
During my freshmen year I met this guy but I was hardly interested. Though my best friend had feelings for him and he sort of did too but they never dated because he had an on and off relationship. Then my best friend was sick of trying to have something with him. Fast forward: Sophomore year I began talking to him because his best friend was my best friend and we totally clicked. Now this best friend of mine knew that I liked him and he liked me. And my best friend was like my wingman and the guy that I liked was using the same best friend as a wingman too. But our wingman promise not to tell the other person that we liked each other so he was no help. LOL Anywho, just like regular teenagers we would text and talk at school everyday. After awhile he finally gave me a note say, "Will you go out with me?" and he walked away(He was shy) Since then we started dating. We would talk nonstop and when we couldn't see each other we either text, talk on the phone, tango, and since I didn't have a fb so we shared one and just message each other. Or he we come over to my house and have our own slumber party. It didn't take us too long to say I love you. Months later we wanted a break. Maybe a long term break? 2 years later, now we're no longer together due to our limited amount of time we have with each other and we do not talk but there's a promise necklace that we both have. You know.. Like a promise ring. Only time can tell what will happen. Oh, his name was also James too. LOL
2016-05-19 01:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've been keeping secrets from us now haven't you???
Why not a full body shot photo? Is the best left unseen? Oh, do tell!
What do you guys plan for the honeymoon ceremony? Is there some sort of initiation into her tribe?
2007-08-22 13:09:38 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love the "painted-on" eyebrows, I really do!!! But what really "sells" me on this woman you dug up somewhere is the fact that her teeth are all different sizes -- sort of like an accordian --> what was your pickup line on her? "What sensuous teeth you have my dear! The better to ... "
Best of luck to you! Now I have to keep on looking for another one, darn it....
2007-08-21 10:52:41 · answer #4 · answered by Andy K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought we made an agreement that you would not post my picture on the net!
2007-08-21 10:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey! That's not fair to take her off the market! Thief.
2007-08-21 09:57:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She has the most beautiful smile.
Good luck together.
**runs off crying**....its no fair. Shes so beautiful, and gets all the sexy evil geniuses! *sobs* Why cant he love me?
2007-08-21 10:24:08 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs Adorkable 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...Ya gotta ask yourself if you really want to wake up to that every morning for the rest of your life.
2007-08-21 09:56:30 · answer #8 · answered by astroeyes2000 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What a catch where can i get a nose job like that one
2007-08-21 09:53:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! Do they even make paper bags in that shape?
2007-08-21 15:23:48 · answer #10 · answered by Dann 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋