What is the most embarrassing thing?

Question

you have done while severely intoxicated, best answer gets 10 points... =)

Answer 1

I walked up to a guy completely nakes and introduced myself! Boy was that an introduction:)

Answer 2

I wasn't embarrassed because no one ever knew "Till Now." It was at a 4th of July festival where beer was sold. I had several and went to the row of port-a-johns to get rid of some of the beers. It was at night, and you know there are no lights in those things. I hovered over the seat, fumbled for the toilet paper to throw it in, and discovered I had done it all over the lid. I didn't even know those things had lids. These must have been "fancy" ones. I mopped it up a little, but remember it was pitch dark in there. And, no way to wash my hands. Anyway, I was glad to see there was no one waiting to come into the one I was leaving.

Answer 3

Usually when I've been drinking....one time I got into the wrong car another time I kept falling down in middle puddles and got home with mud from head to toe!! The worst was when I was walking home in the winter time and slipped on some ice and fractured my little toe. My boyfriend (at the time) had called the police...well the police came and was going to give me a ride but I was sooooo embarassed that I crawled home!!!!!lol

Answer 4

I was at a dance during Mardi Gras,in LA.There was a live band and about 200 people.I was a dancing fool and eventually passed out on the table.When I came back around,I felt sick and the room was spinning.I proceeded to crawl on my hands and knees across the dance floor to the bathroom.My friends made sure I had pictures of it, so I would not be in denial of my bad behavior.

Answer 5

Danced on a table in Underground Atlanta. They made me get down, but took their time doing it. The band was playing "All I Want is a Bowl of Butter Beans." This was in the early '70's.

Answer 6

Hmmm... Was it the time I was in college and I was trying to look really cool. I had really long hair at the time and I had just parked my car. Got out and locked the door... spotted a group of guys near by.. mmmhmmm... started to do my little strut to get their attention and got jerked back into reality by my car door. I locked the car door on a big bunch of my hair and just about jerked myself bald headed.. LOL .. I should have been happy!! I got their attention!!!! OMG

Answer 7

Got really drunk, showed up at my boyfriends (husband now) house with a bunch of people I’d just met in the club and we all sang Elvis Presley - Can't Help Falling in Love. Then I got sick on my father in law.

Answer 8

I sang "Baby Got Back" in a karaoke bar full of old drunk men!

and I know this b/c my wonderful friends did the honor of video taping it for me

Thanks guys.....

Answer 9

hi!....um.....nothing!, well not intoxicated!, cause i don't drink, I'm always the sober driver!... i think the funniest Thing th@ happened!, was a friend of mine, wanted to to get some liquor before we hit the clubs!, i pulled in to a liquor store,...my friend jumps out, & goes into the store,while shes inside, another car pulls up! beside us, my freind walks out, & walks pass my car & jumps into the car th@ has pulled up beside us!...i didnt say anything! by th@ time.... i was laughing out hard!..my friend, finally realised, th@s,...... when, she was in the wrong car, when, she heard me Lmao!

Answer 10

Well, at school, me and my friend were eating while the teacher was talking and we both hurried to the water fountain. It was wet. I ran fast, sliped and fell. EVERYONE was laughting. So was my friend. But it was funny to me too.