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Hello hello hello, I am such a troll
I come on Y!A, for in life I have no goal
Heck, it's love that I lack in life
My pastor made out with my wife
I cause you trouble, I make you itch
But, it hurts my feelings when you call me
The super mangy *********.

2007-08-21 06:44:56 · 23 answers · asked by Gaymes Last Orchestra 6 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Malted, I am bad at Mathematics. Pardon the extra line, if it's there :-P

2007-08-21 07:28:08 · update #1

23 answers

That's quite nice! Although it is a little long...

There once was a troll named Doris
Whose name was actually Boris
He hates us all
He lacks both ball(s)
His brain is not at all porous!

2007-08-21 08:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by Dominic 4 · 6 0

Heya baby! *smooch* that's fantastic! But it's not a limerick - doesn't a limerick go like -

There once was a troll from Baghdad,
whose insults, they really were bad;
gets booted all day, all know he is gay,
but he only has sex with his dad!

It's the best I could do on short notice. :) :) :)

2007-08-21 08:24:22 · answer #2 · answered by gochefs (Geo) 5 · 5 0

Well, I am not a troll either, and I think it is a terrific poem. I do question the term limerick though. I thought those had 5 lines?

2007-08-21 07:25:33 · answer #3 · answered by MaltedMilk 1 · 2 1

The stuper stroll, er ah oh I mean the super stole, opps got it wrong again, any ways I got my binocolers, oh bienoccors on ya!
I think you could do better in the learok department.

2007-08-21 16:05:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i think of the undesirable trolls have been, and nonetheless are, regrettably unloved. possibly it incredibly is what reasons them to take out their unhappy lives on those human beings right here on Y!A. you very practically could desire to easily sense sorry for pathetic people who sense the could desire to attempt to smash human beings's exciting. I recommend incredibly, how unhappy to have not something greater effective to do!

2016-10-16 08:47:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you forgot the line about the close talking and the inappropriate touching.

Go, Baby, you sure are talented!

2007-08-21 13:03:31 · answer #6 · answered by roj 3 · 2 0

LOL Too funny...although I don't think the "Troll Posse" will like it too much.

Just be warned, they might target you next.

2007-08-21 06:54:49 · answer #7 · answered by DEATH 7 · 4 0

LOL I'm falling in love with you, Gaymes ;)

2007-08-21 08:26:14 · answer #8 · answered by Clint 7 · 2 0

LMAO, that was hilarious.. :P
I sooo loved it, hate those trolls!
Did you wrote that all on your own? :O

2007-08-21 12:28:00 · answer #9 · answered by Deena 3 · 2 0

I don't usually quote Justin Timberlake, but "I'm LOVIN' it!"

2007-08-21 07:16:16 · answer #10 · answered by dreamchaser8860 6 · 3 0

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