You’re sitting on the couch watching T.V when out of the corner of your eye; you see something scurrying across the floor. You quickly realize it is your abusive ex, only he is bug sized! You lift your foot over him and before stamping down you say?
2007-08-21 04:43:42 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Paybacks are a bitc-!!!
2007-08-21 04:46:15 · answer #1 · answered by Deb S 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't just stamp him. I think I would get a piece of facial tissue -- apply a lil glue to one end -- secure the "ex bug" to the glue end of the tissue -- and while staring into his beady eyes I'd take my favorite bic lighter and silently watch as the flames go up the tissue before consuming him in a blazing fury.
*sigh* I feel better now. Thank you. :) Sometimes a little fantasy is a good thing ...
2007-08-21 11:54:38 · answer #2 · answered by wildflowerblossom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I would prob utter some animal sound then rub that bug out. Stomp him and rub him into the floor. It would be very enjoyable
2007-08-21 11:47:50 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Etheria ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have an abusive ex but my sister has an abusive current b-friend and I guess I'd just say F*** Y0U! and then SPLAT!
2007-08-21 11:49:35 · answer #4 · answered by nahimana34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet revenge, as I smash him just enough to slow him down, then I hang him by his baws and torch him till he's toasty... then I'd let him go and the chickens can finish him off!
A little peck here, and there, and then...the end!
2007-08-21 11:48:37 · answer #5 · answered by Jenblossom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no words..just look at him and smile (cuz he knows wats coming) and stomp my feet as hard as possible..or maybe use some bug spray give him a nice slow death..lol..
2007-08-21 11:52:30 · answer #6 · answered by Fabe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well...i think for a while i would just stamp all around him to make the torture last for a while and then i would say...this is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me you worthless waste of sperm!
2007-08-21 11:49:02 · answer #7 · answered by don't touch my mullet 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wasn't this already asked a month ago?
2007-08-21 11:56:55 · answer #8 · answered by Queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say nothing. Wouldn't want him to have the satisfaction of my voice being the last thing he hears.
2007-08-21 11:47:35 · answer #9 · answered by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Feller, you're in the wrong place at the wrong time!"
2007-08-21 11:55:26 · answer #10 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't let the bedbugs bite! oh wait, I already am! and smash that sucker
2007-08-21 11:50:08 · answer #11 · answered by Just a Friend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋