Girls, you're alone in the kitchen when suddenly you hear a sound, you turn and look down to see...?

Question

All of your ex's shrunk to 3-inches tall and standing on the counter! They seem really scared as you lean in to make sure they are real! You poke one with your finger and he falls down! What would you say and/or do with them all!?

Answer 1

I would put them in a cage and treat them like pet hamsters and to torment them I would occasionally bring a cat by and threaten to give one to the cat. Maybe I would let them all watch as I let one out so the cat could get him. But I let him have a chance to get in a hole before the cat got him.

That would be so much fun.

Answer 2

your action now that you are in such power defines the truth of the relationship you were in.

If you kill them, you may be proving you were not worth keeping as you would harm them in the long run

if you feed them and send them on thier way, you are proving your worth as a human, and possibly establishing that they were wrong about you.

I read the comments about killing them and such, and to be direct and to the point, I have had plenty of opportunity to kill folks, in iraq as well as a loser trying to get into a window next door some years ago to rape the woman there, seems like she was about 18 or 19 when that happened.

You need to think long and hard before you do things that are not reversable, you are responsible for your actions and those come out of your thought life.

If my x was 3 inches tall, I would take her to her parents house, and hope that they would take her back and not make me pay a ransom to take her back. She has many problems and when I said good bye to her so many years ago, I made her a promise, that I would do nothing to help her since she told me never do anything for her, she did not want or need me in anyway.

that is love to let someone go their own way, and I would not turn my back on a promise, but that is not license to harm either.
sort of a prime directive kind of deal, let her make her own way and do not interfere

Answer 3

You've seen Daryl Hannah in the remake of "Attack of the fifty foot woman" again,haven't you?About a woman who finds her husband cheating on her and gets zapped by rays from a flying saucer,picks him up and holds him hostage.The saucer comes back,beams them up and we find 3 or four couples like that.The newest insisting that he can do what he wants,even though his wife and two of her girlfriends are giants and the men are 6 ft tall.

Answer 4

I'd put them all in a birdcage and feed them and tell them all the stupid crap that hurt me, or that they did wrong or how stupid they were, etc. etc.
We'd be there a long time though because there are A LOT of exes and I'd have to take the time to formulate each speech to be given.

Answer 5

There is one I might slap around a little since I would finally be bigger than him (then I would probably report him for violating the restraining order).
The rest I would offer them tiny drinks and make "small" talk. Hehe!

Answer 6

tie them up with shoelaces and make them watch Old Yeller, Lassie, Where the Red Fern Grows, and a variety of chick flicks. and then i'd cut all their big toes off.

Answer 7

LOL, You should be writing Mystery Books. I Love your Imagination. I suppose I would talk to them and find out what happened to make them so small. I would then return them to their Familys to deal with the situation.

Answer 8

I would say everything I have ever wanted to say with them without worrying about what they would say or do. Especially my ex-husband. Boy would he get an ear full!

Answer 9

I would force myself to wake up because the thought of his pe*is shrinking to match that height would frighten me to tears! What an awful nightmare!

Answer 10

I have seen this question (or a variation of it) on here at least half a dozen times. You almost seem obsessed with this impossible scenario.