do you think you have what it take to be president???

Answer 1

YES VOTE FOR ME NEXT UPCOMING ELECTION!


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Answer 2

I seriously don't think it take a whole lot to tell you the truth, looking at some of the people that have taken the post, and especially those who are still there.

But I think the post is mostly a figurehead post anyway. The real power is around the presidency. Cabinets, advisers, PACs, etc.

Answer 3

Nope, because I'd call a reporter who asked a stupid question an Idiot.

Or I'd call someone I was running against a flat out liar, if they tried to fudge my record, like all candiates do.

And people don't want a president who does such things.

Answer 4

Me? No way. I'm so convinced I'm right about things that I'd end up seizing total control and suspending the Constitution until I got things fixed.

A President knows secrets he can't reveal, and I'd probably end up slugging some slimy, self-important "journalist" who kept badgering me with questions he knows I can't answer truthfully due to national security.

I'm not suited to be the President of a legitimate nation, but rather some Third World country with lots of palm trees and nice weather.

Ever since I was a young boy, I have dreamed of being dictator of a Banana Republic. On warm summer days, I would lay out in a corn field, close my eyes, and dream of riding in a huge Cadillac convertible, while throngs of underfed, shoeless peasants threw flowers and cheered for me. I knew they secretly hated my guts, but their forced display of adoration only made me revel more in my absolute power.

Here is what I would ban:

1) Duplicitous shrews like Hillary Clinton.

2) Cancellation of any tv show with a babe like Jeri Ryan.

3) Temperature in shopping malls above 67 degrees.

4) People like Al Franken from holding public office.

5) Idiots like SFO City Manager Alberto Sandoval from working in a capacity higher than the fry station at McDonalds

6) Ugly, boxy glass skyscrapers that show no innovation

7) Welfare mommas from having more than one child

8) Bad drivers from possessing a drivers license

9) Immigrants who want the U.S. to change to suit their preferences, instead of assimilating

10) Michael Moore movies from receiving the classification of "documentary"

11) American fast food restaurants from polluting the eating habits in other countries with overseas locations.

12) Martin Luther King Day. That should be reserved for Presidents. It would be replaced with Ronald Reagan Day, aka Cold War Victory Day.

13) Phony weight loss drugs

14) Paris Hilton from procreating.

15) TV networks from highlighting only American Olympic athletes, and always presenting some sad tale (complete with violins) of how they had to overcome almost cartoonish hardship and adversity to get there.

16) Baby harp seal clubbing.

17) CEO's from making more than 100 times that of the average worker.

18) Illegal immigration

19) Contracts or tenure for sub-standard school teachers.

20) Any law that forbids me from being "Dictator For Life". Please, it's always been my dream. Just find me a cozy, balmy little Banana Republic and I promise I'll make each and every residents there as happy as a clam (or at least I'll force them to look that way when the cameras are rolling).

Answer 5

No, I could never kiss that much @ss. Besides, i would use America's power to squeeze the nuts of the rest of the planet. Just like every world power before us. You know, the countries who criticize America for being a super-power now that they aren't anymore.

Answer 6

President of what?

Answer 7

Go into the first lunatic asylum and grab the first person you see and he/she would be a vast improvement over what we have as President right now.
Thanks

Answer 8

No.
We just call out "Father ! Father ! for help.
Luke 6.39-40,41-45,46-49
Instead of clinging on to the coconut tree.

Answer 9

Yes.

Answer 10

I would refuse the job if it were offer to me gratis.