Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? !
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do we constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
2007-08-20 23:25:07 · 16 answers · asked by Red5 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hey... slow down boy!
2007-08-21 02:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Because we want it to work so bad!!!
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Because they are stupid
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? ! because no one wants to count all those stars
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? it doesn't like the bottle
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? He shaved it
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? He's alergic to things that start with "R"
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? safty
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? Because people who have a lisp saiy lisp when they want to say lip and lips have to do with speaking
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Because it's when you are putting the bubble abth in the tub when its the fun part, colors!
Why do we constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Because we are hungry !
2007-08-21 06:32:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? dunno but if you press on the battreys when you try change the channel it works better when the batterys are low!
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? because they want to
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? because you dont want to pass over a seat!
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? it does. doesnt it?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? because hes cool
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? incase it hits him in the head
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? because they do.
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? mr j.r. lisp.
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? apparently there really clear..
Why do we constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? because we are hungry!
2007-08-21 06:31:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok here goes,
Because humans have delusions that we can always make a difference.
Because banks are money grabbing fiends who will find any way to make money out of you.
Because the surface on the inside of the bottle is non-porous, thus the glue cannot adhere.
erm...coz he's got STYLE!
Superman is on of the most vain superheroes (look at all that gel in his hair) he doesn't want to mess up his lovely face.
Safety first (erm...didn't think that one through, do you think they phone in sick for work sometimes!)
An evil man with a good sense of irony.
Ermm...something to do with chemistry, not being one who bathes or indeed washes, I'm pretty stumped on that one.
If you live in a flat with three other people, chances are something will have.
Right, I need a lie down....
2007-08-21 06:33:24 · answer #4 · answered by tinotoin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is all funny stuff! Although I've never heard of Superman ducking from a gun.
2007-08-21 06:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol very good.
Also:- Why do dogs hate you blowing in their face, but when they go in the car stick their heads out the window.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
2007-08-21 06:28:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You just asked 11 questions. How many points have you used up?
2007-08-21 08:02:24 · answer #7 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Human nature my friend
2007-08-21 06:28:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that's cheating...too many questions in one...you're just trying to save your points ;-D
lol
2007-08-21 06:28:20 · answer #9 · answered by *Sparki* 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wish I knew........
I ALWAYS touch wet paint to see if its wet.....how strange!!
Have a *
2007-08-21 06:30:32 · answer #10 · answered by jennijan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋