TeLL ME WHAT FUNNY QUESTION TO ASK?

Question

AND IN WHAT SECTION, AND I'LL DO IT....
THIS IDEA COMES FROM MIDGET :D

its gotta be a question that will receive angry/outrageous answers though!

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070821035027AATYnnf&pa=FYd1D2bwHTHwLL1gHek_Q0hwowI8LYJP_Yjs8bGkrkIaKg--&paid=asked&msgr_status=
haha

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtWF7SuJTbJA7S_f8i94AjTsy6IX?qid=20070821041508AAwYHMP

Answer 1

Are ya nuts!? Oh well....you gotta do, what you gotta do...

Go to the diet and fitness section. Ask a question to fat people, telling them you'll show them a way to get thin, as the title of the question. When the fat people come, copy and paste this weird al song (I have done this before, people get really mad about it!):
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

[ Lyrics provided by www.mp3lyrics.org ]
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you
know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat

Answer 2

OK...don't punch me in the arm for this one..........question=Why do yahoo users not have life's and spend all or most of there time in front of there computers.is it because they are boring in the real world.......that might get a reaction from people

Answer 3

>:)

I'll edit this post when I think of something clever.