how can i get laid?

Answer 1

It's not going to happen by posting stupid questions on yahoo. Thanks for the two points.

Answer 2

Oh my god what the hell, If you really need to ask that question here then you really are stupid.
You need to go get yourself a nice girlfriend wait till the time is right for the BOTH of you then do what comes naturally as long as your both of age and not going to be having under age sex! and remember to be safe to protect from unwanted STD's and STI's and unwanted pregnancy

Answer 3

Try falling in love with a woman, gaining her respect, mutually consenting to sex, and then taking off all your clothes and doing what comes naturally.

I hear that's the easiest way of doing it. Another thing you can try is looking up "Escort Services" in the yellow pages. The first way tends to result in less disease and more prolonged enjoyment though.

Answer 4

You can't be serious if you really mean it in a conventional sense.So,what's the catch?No,you don't have to get laid if you don't want to.

Answer 5

Well all you have to do is know how to spit game and play ur cards rite and BOOM! ur laid , member always b confident =D

Answer 6

you can get laid by crawling up a chickens **** and waiting....you will eventually get laid

Answer 7

work the ladies.



or gather up some money, head to your nearest big city, find scummy corner, wait til about 11pm, you'll find someone who'll get the deeds done.

Answer 8

I don't think this is place to be asking this question. Having sex with someone should be with someone you love. Good luck with that, I guess.

Answer 9

bends you knees , place your butt on the floor , followed by the rest of your body .... there you have it , your laid

Answer 10

perhaps by spending a little less time on here asking pointless questions!!?