You are sitting down watching T.V. when you see a disgusting bug crawling across your floor. You get up to smush it and notice it is your abusive ex. Only really tiny. What would you say and do????
2007-08-20 18:24:58 · 23 answers · asked by Linda 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
karma! then smush it, maybe twice :)
2007-08-20 18:30:43 · answer #1 · answered by Jess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well. this is a very funny question. My self I would make him a very tiny box house were he would have to walk around naked and there would be little tassers in all the lil doors. Needles on his lil toilet. Nothing but 3 day old mac salad in the fridge (dont know bout you but that gives me the scream and squirts). Lastly nothing but gay porn on his lil computer...
Whatta ya think?
2007-08-21 01:37:47 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check into the Betty Ford Clinic.
2007-08-21 01:29:02 · answer #3 · answered by Mika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't kill "him" I would sscream at him and cage him untill he says sorry then I'd break his leg but still give him good food because he's already sufering he's like 2 inches
2007-08-21 01:29:11 · answer #4 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree with LizzaPiza! Couldn't have said it better myself! Great question by the way!
2007-08-21 02:05:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question has been asked so many times and it is so damn boring. Don't you have any other questions to ask. Your ex must have really been abusive it you keep asking this stupid question
2007-08-21 01:40:44 · answer #6 · answered by MZ. Latina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd wipe it up with a paper towel. Then I'd put it and the paper towel in the BBQ pit, soak it with lighter fluid and burn him and the evidence he was ever there.
2007-08-21 01:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
unfortunately i dont like bugs and i wouldn't smush it with my shoes (my shoes are definitely more important)...i'd get the bug spray and spray "him" really hard and say...in your face....lol
2007-08-21 01:30:48 · answer #8 · answered by geisha 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting. I would catch him and put him in a jar. Then I would put him on the shelf so he could watch me live my live HAPPY, JOYOUS and FREE of his bug-eyed, creepy a*s!!
2007-08-21 01:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by GiGi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would flush it down the toilet right away and say thank heavens I finally am getting rid of you.
2007-08-21 01:30:06 · answer #10 · answered by Izzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋