My husband knows I frighten easily and he went on a business trip leaving a coat hanger behind my transparent shower curtain, with a black coat on it and boots at the bottom. Scared the you know what outta me when I walked into the bathroom and I want to get him back!
Any ideas?
2007-08-20 17:31:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
most of the answers seem to be forgetting something. The best type of prank must get you something. That something could be a cheap laugh that might backfire on you. Cold water down the husbands back while in the shower might actually piss him off. He might try to laugh it off a bit later, or he might think you are a child without a brain instead of the sexy, playful yet intelligent woman that you are. Why don't you 'prank for a spank'! (Did I just make up a cool term or has it been taken?) One idea might be to leave really cheeky photo's of yourself in unexpected places that suggest you need a good bare bottom spanking. For example, you could take one of you looking 'innocent' in pigtails while enjoying a lolly pop. You could be bending over slightly while doing this etc. The photo could be slipped into the window area of his wallet. Or you could do something more weird like dressing up as his mom somehow but still be seductive. You could print a message on the back of this photo saying "I only whipped your *** as a boy to get off". You could send this in an envelope addressed to him to his work. I think he might be surprised. So you could prank, laugh and spank. Everyone wins.
2007-08-21 15:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
go and get you a fake snake and lift the toilet and wrap it around the rim with the face of it sticking out and then put down the toilet seat and the lid and wait for him to go pee... or if you got one of those prayers on your kitchen Faucet.. turn it towards you and tape it with clear tape and wait for him to turn the Faucet on.. here another one for those who play lotto but check there numbers the next day..find out what those numbers were and go a get a ticket with those numbers on it.. tell him you won last night or slip it into his tickets..he will be so thrilled he want even check the date on it also novelty shop sell the type you can scratch off .. fakes of course.. i pulled that one on a girl at work .. told her to help me scratch them off cause the bell was gonna ring and i did not have time.. i told her i would give her half.. it was a$10,000 fake one.. she pick me up off the floor yelling and screaming and when i told we need to read the back to Find out how to collect.. it said see your luck leprechaun
2007-08-21 03:18:30 · answer #2 · answered by vis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get yourself a nice big bucket, fill it with water & ice, sneak into the bathroom & pour it down his back when he is taking a shower. It's funny as hell, but be prepared for a pay back!
2007-08-20 17:44:06 · answer #3 · answered by jillianszoo 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The night he comes home hire a prostitute to cover up in your bed. When he walks in the bedroom to look for you, you "surprise" him by walking in on the both of them. After you throw a bunch of hysterics regarding his "cheating" you can bust his balls with the truth.
This can backfire on you when he says " I don't know this hooker, she doesn't even resemble the one I normally have come over"
2007-08-20 17:46:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Stay gone the night he comes home
2007-08-20 17:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by duanehofner 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Either you are both immature or your husband is a sicko. Why does he want to scare you like that?
2007-08-21 00:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
make him a niiiiice little batch of homemade brownies (secretly putting EXLAX in it)
He'll be diarreahin aaaaaaaaalll over the place!!
snickle and laugh when he lets you know he's havin bowel movement probs girl
2007-08-20 17:44:03 · answer #7 · answered by Yvonne 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Try this one on him... It's the best laugh I've ever had...
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=227253
Get someone to help you with it! I hope it works for you!!!
Here's an easier one...
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=203511&fr
2007-08-20 17:38:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell him you're pregnant with twins and your mother is moving in with you.
2007-08-20 17:41:06 · answer #9 · answered by Ade 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Simple!
Buy a real cheap ugly wig.
Tell him you got your hair done,
(you're real excited about it),
...and ask how he likes it.
watch him squirm!
2007-08-20 19:04:23 · answer #10 · answered by Irv S 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋