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I just jumped on a trampoline while eating nachos and playing Simon Says using a jump rope and burning incense all while staring at a purple spotted monkey-cow from the woods which was laughing at me. Could I be pregnant?

2007-08-20 17:05:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

Sorry, the cow it supposed to have lines not spots. Oh well, there is always tomorrow right?

2007-08-28 15:45:28 · answer #1 · answered by Slacker 5 · 0 0

No because you were jumping up and down, I heard that always does the trick in a pregnancy scare :)

2007-08-21 00:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by firecracker 4 · 1 0

No, you would have to do that at least 15 times.

2007-08-27 00:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Check into re-hab or the 'funny farm'

2007-08-29 00:04:07 · answer #4 · answered by bumblecrumb 2 · 0 0

How could you ? Didn't your mom tell you about that? oh no.....of course pregnancy is a result of that -- you know --- stuff you did.

2007-08-28 23:42:13 · answer #5 · answered by CHI CHI 6 · 0 0

Not yet. Keep trying

2007-08-28 22:51:13 · answer #6 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0 0

You've got twins! - Or you'll just have bad gas.

2007-08-28 14:44:04 · answer #7 · answered by "Shades" 3 · 0 0

only if you had sex with the drug you were taking at the time

2007-08-28 06:22:30 · answer #8 · answered by punkrockkat13 2 · 0 0

Oh, yes you are indeed pregnant!. n

2007-08-21 00:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by Nikki 7 · 0 0

yep

2007-08-21 00:20:02 · answer #10 · answered by ~Nothin 0n M3~ 3 · 0 0

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