§█ Can you fill in the blanks with SONG TITLES to complete an amusing statement?

Question

1. If I had known I was going to live this long I would have _______.
2. If at first you don't succeed, __________________.
3. When you're going through hell, ___________
4. At my funeral, I hope someone mentions that I _________
5. When the fin of the shark appeared, ____________

Answer 1

1. If I had known I was going to live this long I would have __taken "The Long & Winding Road"__.
2. If at first you don't succeed, __"Let It Be"__.
3. When you're going through hell, _"Twist and Shout"_
4. At my funeral, I hope someone mentions that I __ceased "Being For the Benefit of Mr. Kite!"__
5. When the fin of the shark appeared, __I said, nuh-uh...You must be mistaken..."Nowhere Man" __ =o)

Answer 2

1. If I had known I was going to live this long I would have "tied a ribbon around the old oak tree".
2. If at first you don't succeed, "call me".
3. When you're going through hell, "don't worry, be happy".
4. At my funeral, I hope someone mentions that I "smacked that".
5. When the fin of the shark appeared, I cried for "Help".

Answer 3

Thanks for waiting!

1. If I had known I was going to live this long I would have A WHOLE NEW WORLD
2. If at first you don't succeed, ARE YOU EXPERIENCED?
3. When you're going through hell, BABY RIDE EASY
4. At my funeral, I hope someone mentions that I AM IN LOVE WITH A GIRL NAMED FRED.
5. When the fin of the shark appeared, EVERYBODYS LOOKIN FOR THE SAME THING.

Answer 4

1. If I had known I was going to live this long I would have Love you inside out (Bee Gees).
2. If at first you don't succeed, Don't bring me down (ELO).
3. When you're going through hell, Breathe (Pink Floyd)
4. At my funeral, I hope someone mentions that I Rock around the clock
5. When the fin of the shark appeared, Roll over Beethoven.(Chuck Berry)

Answer 5

If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have Tangled Up in Blue. ( Bob Dylan)

If at first you don't succeed Bang A Gong, Get It On. (T-Rex)

When you're going through hell, Reach Out, I'll Be There. (The Four Tops)

At my funeral, I hope someone mentions that I Stop! In The Name Of Love (The Supremes)

When the fin of the shark appeared, I Saw The Light (Todd Rundgren)

Answer 6

I dug through my dad's old 78s and 45s for these. It was fun digging through all those dusty old records.

#1. If I had known I was going to live this long I would have LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL. (Jerry Lee Lewis)

#2. If at first you don't succeed, BLAME IT ON YOUR LYING CHEATING HEART (Patty Lovelace)

#3. When you're going through Hell, it's a RING OF FIRE (Johnny Cash)

#4. At my funeral, I hope someone mentions that I CAN'T SEEM TO SAY GOODBYE. (Jerry Lee Lewis)

#4. When the fin of the shark appeared, I thought I'LL NEVER GET OUT OF THIS WORLD ALIVE. (Hank Williams Sr)

Answer 7

1. If I had known I was going to live this long I would have "jumped (sic) someone else's train". ("Jumping Someone Else's Train--The Cure.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLHTwY-w1-4

2. If at first you don't succeed, "send in the clowns". (Stephen Sondheim, from "A Little Night Music"--sung by many different people.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0tTCaFEEKI

3. When you're going through hell, remember that "everybody's free (to wear sunscreen)". (Baz Luhrmann)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

4. At my funeral, I hope that someone mentions that "I left my heart in San Francisco". (Tony Bennett).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryF9p-nqsWw

5. When the fin of the shark appeared, "lifeguard sleeping, girl drowning". (Morrissey).

(Nothing but really bad covers available on YouTube, so you can't really hear the lyrics.)

Answer 8

Given Up - Lincoln Park
Don't Bother - Shakira
You'll Never Make It - Pennywise
Died - Alice in Chains
"Oh S***" - Buzzcocks

NB: All of these ARE real songs, you can google and check if you want

Answer 9

1. "Friends in Low Places"
2. "Cry, Cry, Cry"
3. "Heaven's Just a Sin Away"
4. "Rock the Casbah"
5. "I Left My Heart in San Francisco"