Anyone else have this problem?
2007-08-20 15:30:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Nope... but then again I don't lay midget bait and Fritos at my basement door either. And you know they go nuts for your blueberry cobbler, which you've been making a lot more of lately. Hmmm... the more I think about it, the more I wonder...
Oh my God! The jockey farm! You devious Dalek...
2007-08-20 15:36:11 · answer #1 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
They smell the dry erase markers all the way from the basement. I had the same problem but by getting rid of all dry erase markers the horde of midgets left to infest someone else's basement.
2007-08-20 22:40:59 · answer #2 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They're just looking for a new hive.
You need to go capture the queen and release her in J_R's closet.
The good thing about midgets, is they can only bite you once; after that their dentures stay attached to your arm and the midget dies.
2007-08-21 00:18:53 · answer #3 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, perhaps if you stopped going to bed in those cute lace thongs, the hordes of pervy midgets might just stay put...
2007-08-20 22:38:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh it's those pesky trainees. They have a little screaming problem we are trying to break them of that annoying habit. When they advance to teleportation techniques they should be over the screaming issues. Thank you for you understanding good citizen.
2007-08-21 11:48:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Better to have midgets in your basement than the dwarves in my attic.
Foul-smelling little drunkards, every one of 'em.
2007-08-21 01:46:02 · answer #6 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I used to. But now a days I have a mime infestation. I don't know which is worse. The midgets, or the mimes.
2007-08-21 00:28:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
They told on you. Eatin all their "Cheese doodles", beef jerky, and drinkin all their favorite sodees. They said, "there better be plenty O' Mtn. Dew for them tonight or the kitchen floor is gonna be flooded." Oh ya! They also bought ya some presents! Them new mouse traps that electracutes ya!
2007-08-20 23:07:53 · answer #8 · answered by kriend 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After I sold my condo on the upper east side of Munchkin Land I never saw the little guys again.
2007-08-21 03:12:03 · answer #9 · answered by Aunt Bee 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think your basement is the portal to Middle Earth. You wouldn't be in posession of a certain ring by any chance?
2007-08-20 23:35:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋