2007-08-20 15:15:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
I would adore him--I mean, HER.
2007-08-20 15:21:21 · answer #1 · answered by Valac Gypsy 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think this world would be a much better place to live in...have you ever seen a kitten pick up a weapon to kill someone...have you ever seen a kitten president send anybody to war...have you ever seen a kitten create weapons of mass destruction? NO WAY. The only set back with kittens, is that they sometimes walk all over my keyboard while I am answering these questions on Yahoo Answers and my answers get all jumbled.
2007-08-20 23:17:50 · answer #2 · answered by birdtennis 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would be much more cuddly! More accessible & easier to love...Is anything on earth cuter than a kitten?! (No!)
but the truth is that God is a kitten. He is also a tree. He is the ocean, the sky, the air. He is you and me. God created nature in his image. He is in everything in this world. We all have a divine nature. We only need to appreciate it.
So when you hold a kitten, or admire a tree or anything in nature, when you love yourself or anyone else, you are loving God...
2007-08-20 22:32:25 · answer #3 · answered by amp 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If God was a kitten, I'd treat him as a kitten, for that is what he would want.
2007-08-21 05:21:21 · answer #4 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is a kitten, because he tortures the mouse before he kills it.
2007-08-21 04:04:11 · answer #5 · answered by stinky_pitts_101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They'd be soft and never bite because it's a god kitten!It's litter box would NEVER need cleaning!Holy crap!
2007-08-20 22:22:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awww, I love kittens, they're so cute. Maybe I'll believe in him then.
2007-08-20 22:25:50 · answer #7 · answered by Maus 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i feel so bad for God!! look what we do to our poor kittens!!
2007-08-20 22:42:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We'd be purring instead of praying. What a purr-frectly adorable question.
2007-08-20 22:34:48 · answer #9 · answered by Shug 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd punt the little bugger right over the goal post.
2007-08-21 00:42:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully he would have more justice for his fellow four legged friends that are being abused.
2007-08-20 23:17:18 · answer #11 · answered by fatstan@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋