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mine was a cornfield

2007-08-20 15:12:17 · 89 answers · asked by babe with an attitude 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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We were in a bathroom showroom onne day with our two young kids, who were undergoing toilet training at the time. So we re trying to teach them to hold it for an appropriate time. Anyway, my son said he needed to go to the toilet and I asked him to wait, as we'd just gotten the attention of the sales assistant after a long wait on the queue. As soon as I finished I said to my son we can go to the toilet now, and he said "It's okay Daddy, I've been!". I suspected something so I asked him to show me where... it was in one of the shop display toilets in full public view!!! Weeks later we went back to the store and they still hadn't cleaned it!

2007-08-20 15:21:12 · answer #1 · answered by dweebken 5 · 2 0

Oh dang Babe . Don't get those memories flowing.. Ok if you want the truth it's when I was riding with my hubby on the 18 (big truck). I had a pot that was a plastic minnow bucket. Hubby sealed the top of in case it tipped over. Lord I used that bucket so much not only pee but the other also.. When I used it bad I always lined with plain old wal mart sacks and when we stopped I would always throw it the dumpster where we stopped. Sounds horrible but this is the truth. Going down the road he wouldnt stop so I had to go and I did this for almost 5 years. Not too lady like but I got to where I could balance myself on that bucket while he was driving , stand up , wipe and securely snap the lid on tight. OH GOD talk about wives and truck driving, umm i could write a book on that for sure.LOL I would of loved a cornfield..

2007-08-20 15:44:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

In the woods, as I stood up my leg some how broke in 3 places. The large bone I broke in two places, my foot was just hanging on, and I broke a 3in long on the small bone. It took 6 mo. and over 10,000.00. I have a metal place from my knee down to the top of my foot with 7 screws. I do believe it was the most expensive potty trip in history...

2007-08-20 15:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by Annie 4 · 0 0

i could take the clutter container out of the cupboard, placed it in front of the cupboard so it is enormously much interior the comparable place. tutor your cat the place it is. be confident and get the urine odor out of each and every place he is going so he would not get at a loss for words as to the place he can flow. i think of that he will quit as quickly as his whiskers advance back. yet whilst there is an possibility he has a UTI he desires to be considered with the aid of a vet. Your little one desires a quiet talking to on how this harm the kitty and the way it replaced into completely his/her fault. 7 is to not youthful to be taught top and incorrect techniques to tackle a puppy. good success.

2016-12-30 20:59:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In a men's urinal, at Fort Leonard Wood, MO.
I am a lady. And when 200 women have to pee
all at the same time...Desperate times call for
Desperate Measures. Some of us went into
the men's bathroom to pee
and that was the only place left for me to go.

I was a fast study on not getting any pee on me.

2007-08-20 15:22:17 · answer #5 · answered by Greek Goddess 3 · 1 0

The parking lot of the Memphis Airport. After a few hours of hot wings and beer, I rushed to make a flight. While walking through the parking lot, I realize I'm not going to make it inside when I spot an old McDonalds bag in the back of someone's truck. Fortunately, there were some napkins in it for clean up. Suffice it to say I missed my flight....

2007-08-20 15:20:44 · answer #6 · answered by whitey_rodgers 1 · 4 0

I was at The Grand Canyon on the Kaibab Trail, I believe. I took a leak of justice at the top of trail behind a nearby tree a little aways from the sit-down area.

2007-08-20 15:20:54 · answer #7 · answered by ArmedSquirrel 5 · 2 0

I once went in a cornfield but I had a woman with me amd we did things that can not be said on this forum.

2007-08-20 15:20:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Hmm.. when I was about 8 I came home from school and no one was there, the doors all locked. I really had to go, so I went out in the back yard. I still remember that day because that was the day my parents brought home a little dog we named BeeDee. He was a little Manchester terrier.

2007-08-20 15:18:29 · answer #9 · answered by Linda 6 · 0 1

I guess on the side of the road on rt. 95 between exits or in 1977 after watching the fireworks and getting caught in the traffic jam from hell, behind a tree by the Washington Monument.

2007-08-20 15:20:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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