A hobo comes and trys running you over with a lawnmower and a unicorn tries kicking you in the face. What do you do??
2007-08-20 12:48:09 · 38 answers · asked by ESCAPE THE FATE FREAK! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
tries* man I suck at spelling!
2007-08-20 12:48:38 · update #1
well it sounds like i am having a bad day........well hopefully the unicorn accidentally hits the hobo..and then the two of them fight it out..and i can continue walking looking for the girl of my dreams
2007-08-20 13:17:51 · answer #1 · answered by Heartbreak kid 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Easy. I tell the hobo with the lawnmower what the unicorn said about his mother. Then I start selling tickets to the Unicorn/Lawnmower DEATHMATCH!
2007-08-20 12:52:39 · answer #2 · answered by Know Thang 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I would jump on the unicorn and we would pose on a windy cliff, then prance through the waterfall and impale the evil hobo. Then I'd steal the lawnmower and pimp it out, and my unicorn would be my new pet!
2007-08-20 12:52:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would jump out of the way, then the hobo and the unicorn would collide into each other.
2007-08-20 12:53:55 · answer #4 · answered by throw_away_your_television_2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha. Well I'll blind the hobo with my cleanliness and beauty, then while he's walking in circles with his mower I'll walk behined him and the unicorn will start attacking him.
It's mean I know, but thats all I could think of!=)
2007-08-20 13:31:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use the hobo as a shield. Then utilize my trusty lasso to tame the unicorn. Then breed it with my Shetland pony and sell on Ebay.
2007-08-20 12:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by KLC 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
capture the unicorn and offer the hobo a ride
2007-08-20 12:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This just happened to me the other day, as unbelievable as it sounds. I bought the Hobo a beer and had him use his mower to cut my lawn, and later we had Unicorn burgers.
2007-08-20 12:56:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I use my top secret Pirate/Ninja skills. First, my pirate side of me is good with animals and such because of living on my pirate ship half of the time, so I tame the wild unicorn and I start riding it. Then my ninja side goes all ninjaness on the hobo and he backs off, because nobody messes with ninjas. NOBODY.
2007-08-20 12:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by ♥jamie♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would hop on the unicorn and Ride into the sunset (then get a lot of money for it when I sell it)
2007-08-20 12:54:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋