2007-08-20 12:16:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Wadda ya think a Sampson's new hair cut.....
did you hear the one about Mary Magdaline and The Pharisees....
Can't get over all that global warming...gonna have to talk to the foreman down in climate control.....
Oh, on Saturday night? I was out with that cute little Arch angel from 7th heaven....went to the Fishes and Loaves Benefit Dinner for the re-pavement of the Road to Hell.......Recruitment thought there should be more turn-arounds so folks could still change their minds at any point on the trip down...
Yea, I'm really tired of the new parcel of requests and prayers....Jesus give me this...Jesus give me that...What do they think I am...the son of God or something?!!
Awww man don't ask me that...of course I know who is going to win that game tonight, but don't ask me to give it away before it even starts.....
Well....how much longer 'til quitting time? I gotta get in a little practice before the Heavenly Hosts Harp Concert tonight.
Later dude.....
2007-08-20 19:06:42 · answer #1 · answered by Goldberry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He only talked around it for six days, but not your casual conversation, and they wrote a good book about it.
Then, on the seventh day, the water cooler was empty, so he called the water cooler people, and, lo and behold, who showed up but a guy in a Easter Bunny costume and a guy in a Santa Claus costume!!! I can just imagine Him hopping around the water cooler with laughter!! "Ho-Ho-Ho!!"
Maybe that was his inspiration for turning water into wine.... and shortly thereafter: "I'm outta here!"
2007-08-20 21:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by Kentucky Dave 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first off i doubt he needs a water cooler seeing as how he's God and can just summon some cold water out of thin air, but i guess he would talk about anything and everything.
2007-08-20 20:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by Sam C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha - I love this question - made me laugh as soon as I read it!
my answer...
Let me see if I can remember what the last thing was that I talked about around the water cooler.....
....oh yeah, I remember,,,, whether or not it (it being the water cooler) was working right - lol
Honestly, I believe god is in everything and everyone.
the cat
the bee
the butterfly
the tree
even you
even me
so what ever it is that you talk about
or what ever it is that I talk about
is indeed what God talks about....
:) ....again - I love your question
2007-08-20 20:13:23 · answer #4 · answered by Precious Taboo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't. humans are so low as compared to him that he wouldn't even be able to hold a conversation with us that's even close to his level. His understanding of....everything....is so much greater than ours, that we couldn't even comprehend what he's talking about.
love the question, by the way. I'll bet you just sit around and wait for someone to answer something really intriguing that makes you think,
or maybe you just send these questions out to make other people think, not for personal benefit.
hmmm.....
2007-08-20 20:34:12 · answer #5 · answered by why? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably stays away from religion...
Maybe He chats about sports (wonder what sport God prefers?) or how that new island in the Pacific He's spewing forth from that underwater volcano is really going to be a great place for a resort. :-)
Peace
2007-08-20 19:26:19 · answer #6 · answered by zingis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Should I Go down to Earth and rewrite The Bible so an electoral system is possible in Hell as well as Earth. make Satan,Lucifer,The Devil run for election equal rights for all souls rule of law even after death.Police force for Hell. maybe I will accept it for Myself as well as no one understood Me ant thought I would not use one so time i fixed that problem.
2007-08-20 19:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by darren m 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God talks private to each person.
2007-08-21 16:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by lbelfer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The weather .. the files that don' match up ... the cute girl down the office ... the car he's planing to buy.....
2007-08-20 20:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by young old man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God-sip.
2007-08-20 19:34:15 · answer #10 · answered by Shug 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋