2007-08-20 11:40:31 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
have them followed and have them see whats it is like to be chased
2007-08-20 11:46:35 · answer #1 · answered by nas88car300 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
.... i'd probably be slapped with several lawsuits due to breaking their cameras..... and knee-dropping them in their goodies occasionally....... (and i'd probably more than once tell them to go piss off!)
*thinks*.... although finding ways to out-wit and out-run them would be both a satisfying and thrilling benefit to being continuously stalked.
i'd also probably need a shrink due to becoming extremely sensitive to, and slightly increasingly 'paranoid' about, having absolutely no privacy; at home, at work or during daily activities, and being followed around everywhere i went and being bothered every single day in all aspects of my life.
*thinks* i'd also consider investing in a really good camera and getting a few of my other celebrity friends to reverse-stalk the paparazzi.... by following THEM around to work, and the supermarket and to the beach and to the mall and so on ... and make sure i was just as obnoxiously intrusive as they were by holding the camera an inch from their face half the time. Or sitting in my car 10 feet away. Then i'd contact the tabloids or the yellow journalists and put THEIR compromising photos all over the place, and make up things untrue about them..... and spread the word to see how they liked it. LOL
For the most part i would try to handle it graciously, but then their being obsessively intrusive would probably really irritate me and make me really stressed out. So, I'd make a game out of it so i didn't lose santity, by finding ways to out-wit and one-up them. *sighs* I guess being harassed & continuoulsy stalked has the benefit of stretching the mind into becoming more shrewd and clever...... though it causes great anxiety.
2007-08-20 12:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd take pictures of myself in compromising positions and sell them to the tabloids and make the money myself. Saturate the market with pictures of me, but obscure myself when in the eye of the paparazzi so that their images become valueless in comparison.
2007-08-20 11:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd have my own photographer take so many pics that they would become worthless and the paparazzi would go after a better payday.
2007-08-20 11:47:30 · answer #4 · answered by Phishr 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Act less disturbed about it, and most likely they will move on....notice how there are some that are hardly ever in the tabloids, only because they don't make a big fuss. But mostly I would not give them any reason to want to chase me around.
2007-08-20 13:29:32 · answer #5 · answered by Lea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would actually accept it becuz i know that
along with the perks of being a celeb
u have to deal with the paparazzi
2007-08-20 12:45:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't. They would be a part of being famous. It's an unfortunate truth that is so disturbing. It would be so strange to not be able to get my mail in my pj's anymore or have to dress up in order to go get a Starbucks.
2007-08-20 11:46:31 · answer #7 · answered by ☆ Heavenly ☆ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
so i want to become world most famous paparazzi!
2007-08-20 11:45:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
graciously because they have all the power in how I am portrayed plus as along as they are around I know I am famous and people care about.
2007-08-20 11:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by tovah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd pose a LOT, except I would do the world a favor and keep my undies ON.
2007-08-20 11:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would have the largest custom camera, with flash, ever built. Everytime they took a shot, I would too and I blind them, permanently.
2007-08-20 11:46:19 · answer #11 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋