Baby Fight till Death-Risk Assesment?

Question

Hi i work in the risk assesment feild and was wondering what do you think would happen if two babies fought a death match. On one side the baby cant punch that hard but on the other side how much can the baby take. What do you guys think

Answer 1

If one baby figured out how to suffocate the other one by lying on top of it, it'd be all over. Anyway, you asked a specific question, so... I don't know what would happen. I'd probably have to assess the risk, here.
So to conduct a risk assessment:

1. Figure out the range of damage that would cause baby fatality; types and force required. This may cost you a few babies, but it's a critical step.
2. Determine the strength of the two babies (with baby Bowflexes?) and compare it to the results obtained in step one. If one or both of the babies passes the minimal strength load required to cause baby fatality, then there exists risk.
3. Determine if outside factors come into play; for example, if the baby deathmatch ring works by a point system, where the baby with the best technical fighting survives and the losing baby is killed by the contest judges. If so, then the risk involved for any one particular baby is dependent upon its fighting skill according to the rules of the match, not on its strength.

Once you put everything together, you can come up with a preliminary risk rating system; you would have to then compare it to actual baby fatalities to determine its accuracy, but that's the basic idea.

So to answer your question, whatever the final results are of your baby deathmatch risk assessment--whatever it says, is what I think will probably happen.

Answer 2

It's a bit too hypothetical to assess. From a purely physical standpoint, one baby could kill the other by choking, smothering, plucking its eyes out and punching its brain with a finger, but it would require very unbaby like behavior. I'm mean, do you assume they both took an intensive 8 week course at Baby Ninja school or what? Short of something like that, they'd just end up crying for their mommies.

Answer 3

neither since a baby cant physically stand to fight.