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Ask your five year old niece or nephew to sit on your lap...

2007-08-20 10:49:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Run around in a blizzard, and then head indoors . . . into a slaughterhouse. While still being nekkid, of course.

2007-08-20 11:09:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Walk through a cactus field, go sledding or skiing. Change a flat tire or walk into a police station

2007-08-20 10:53:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

Go outside to get the mail
Deep fry anything
Garden
Walk the dog
Go to church
Go to work (unless you're a stripper)
Get pulled over by the police

2007-08-20 10:49:15 · answer #4 · answered by smeelola 6 · 4 0

Walk past a dog

2007-08-20 10:52:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

fry 50 pounds of bacon at once

2007-08-20 10:48:50 · answer #6 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 1 0

Luge, ice skating, prickly pair picking, or visit a prison.

2007-08-20 11:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by X 4 · 1 0

Walk past a mirror.

2007-08-20 10:48:59 · answer #8 · answered by Terri R 6 · 1 0

Run through a cornfield backwards

2007-08-20 10:49:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Stand too close to a fan. Stand too close to a meat slicer.

2007-08-20 10:54:24 · answer #10 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 1 0

Fry bacon or pick blackberries.

Or come near me!

2007-08-20 10:49:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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