under the blankets when farting
2007-08-20 10:26:22 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
DUDE. my hunny and i have been friends since high school and a long time before we EVER thought wed end up together. so we have a very comfortable relationship. and i swear hes the nastiest thing God has ever put on earth. that man rips them from early in the morning, till when im trying to sleep. hell go out of his way to make sure his butt is positioned towards me.
bastard.
its ok though cause on the occasion i have to fart i do it back, which of course GROSSES him out. :o)
2007-08-20 10:45:14 · answer #1 · answered by snuggler 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Apparently, from the answers here, the answer is yes. The real question is WHY? Punishment? Is this a holdover of junior high humor? Maybe you parents did it to you when you were little, and this is how you show your love...
no matter the answer, I can't condone forcing inhalents such as methane on your lover.
Now, if you are asking if anyone can clear the bedroom after a dinner of chili and beer? The answer is yes....yes I can.
2007-08-20 17:48:17 · answer #2 · answered by Night Owl 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Rather than wasting all that wind why not buy youself a kite or help towards the nations energy resources by starting up your own wind farm. What a gas !!
2007-08-20 18:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by Midnight Dynamo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2007-08-20 17:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by Jessica 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I don't know what made me laugh more.
Your question or Buttercup there saying she doesn't fart.
2007-08-20 17:55:54 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Mummy ♥ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol.. i was waiting for the tag line after the question...funny
my friend recons he does that, but i know for fact she'd knock seven shades of **** out of him if he did..
I wouldn't although one of my ex girlfriends hit me a few times, when i woke one morning, apparently i'd been snoring and kept her up.. hehe
2007-08-20 17:34:10 · answer #6 · answered by junglejungle 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
My husband DARE'NT because he knows he would end up sleeping on the front lawn- NUDE!
2007-08-21 03:14:35 · answer #7 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there a time and place for passing wind... wen your sat on the shiit hole
2007-08-20 18:04:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes i hold her head under the sheets
2007-08-20 17:39:41 · answer #9 · answered by yeah i know 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You're really looking for a way to get dumped aren't you?!?!
TOO horrible!
2007-08-20 17:34:57 · answer #10 · answered by Hedge Witch 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋