What are you doing this Caturday?

Question

It'll be caturday soon. What are your plans?

Answer 1

I will play with a mouse until it wants to die
Then, i will make you think I'm going left, but
I'll go right
Then, I'll make a funny moaning noise at around 2am,
and it will sound like girls gone wild, only more professional

Answer 2

I will wake up and play with a a ball of yarn for about 15 minutes and then take a nap. I'll have breakfast then I'll sit in a sunny window for 45 minutes. After-wards I'll jump on the bed and wake up any sleepy-heads. Later on I'll finish shredding the curtains just the way I like ... then another nap I'll watch The Animal Planet Channel special on the Big Cats in the evening take an early nap and then patrol the house late at night to see if I can catch that pesky little mouse once and for all.

Answer 3

I um dont have any ...

Lolcats are image macros combining photographs of a cat with a humorous and idiosyncratic caption. The name "lolcat" is a compound word formed from lol and cat.[1][2] The phenomenon is also referred to as Caturday by users of 4chan and, by others, cat macros.[3] Lolcats are created for photo sharing imageboards and other internet forums.[4] Lolcats are similar to other anthropomorphic animal-based image macros such as the O RLY? owl,[5] but the cuteness of cats "enhances"[6] the appeal and increasing prominence[7][8][9] of the Internet meme.

The term lolcat gained national attention in the United States when it was covered by Time magazine, [10] which wrote that non-commercialized phenomena of the sort are increasingly rare, stating that lolcats have "a distinctly old-school, early 1990s, Usenet feel to [them]."

These images usually consist of a photo of a cat with a large caption characteristically formatted in a sans serif font such as Impact or Arial Black.[11] The image is, on occasion, digitally edited for effect. The caption generally acts as a speech balloon encompassing a comment from the cat, or as a description of the depicted scene. The caption is intentionally written with deviations from standard English spelling and syntax,[11] featuring "strangely-conjugated verbs, but [a tendency] to converge to a new set of rules in spelling and grammar."[12] These altered rules of English have been referred to as a type of pidgin[11] or baby talk.[13] The text parodies the grammar-poor patois stereotypically attributed to internet slang. Frequently, lolcat captions take the form of snowclones in which nouns and verbs are replaced in a phrase.[13] Some phrases have a known source[14] while others seem to be specific to the lolcat form. Common themes include jokes of the form "Im in ur noun, verb-ing ur related noun."[6]. "I has a noun" pictures show a cat in possession of an object while "Invisible noun" show pictures of cats interacting with said invisible object.[6] "My noun, let me show you it/them" pictures are accompanied by cats apparently presenting or offering an object.