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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as she made me happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious

2007-08-20 09:34:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 40, and am looking for a woman with very big breasts.

2007-08-20 09:34:45 · update #1

16 answers

Why do you need a woman? You won't be happy with the one with big breasts anyway. Good luck. 2D

2007-08-20 09:39:19 · answer #1 · answered by 2D 7 · 0 0

I'm sure that's what we all wanted in a woman while going through the stages of life. I feel your pain brother, but you know that there is no real "perfect" woman.

2007-08-20 16:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by spyder 5 · 0 0

At last I've found the perfect girl

I could not ask for more

She's deaf and dumb and oversexed

And owns a liquor store.

2007-08-20 16:44:25 · answer #3 · answered by Bruce M 3 · 1 0

awww heres a hug lol *hugs*

there is no such thing as perfect lol and maybe you should have looked for someone you thought you would hate cos after all... opposites attract lol.

hopefully this big breasted woman would be perfect for you... but tell me one thing... does she have to be plastic??

lol...happy big breasted woman =D

2007-08-20 17:17:55 · answer #4 · answered by Smile =D 5 · 0 0

Gotta love the time line of lessons learned !! LOL !!

2007-08-20 17:27:44 · answer #5 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 0 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you make me laugh...don't worry you'll find your perfect woman soon....life starts at the age of 40!

2007-08-20 16:40:56 · answer #6 · answered by choco fego 3 · 0 0

Kinda makes me wonder why you didn't start at 40 first....

2007-08-20 16:38:39 · answer #7 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 0 0

Yep, this is the story of my life

2007-08-20 16:38:04 · answer #8 · answered by dadforfive 6 · 1 0

well... all i can tell u is that not all girls are perfect... but ... sry bout what happened to you.. hope that doesnt happen to me and my boyfriend.. =] i love him alot =] hehe =] well wow ur old ... dont give up on love!!!!!!!

2007-08-20 16:39:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good for you!

Now... do you have a question?

2007-08-20 16:38:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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