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Three guys die in a major bus accident and they all go to the gates of heaven. When they arrive at the pearly gates, the Devil meets them instead of God.

The Devil says to the men, "I am only allowed to let one of you three into heaven. I will choose the one who can ask me a question I cannot answer."

The first guy, a philosopher, stands puzzled for a while. "Ah ha!" he exclaims and asks, "Who was Polydectes and what did he do?"

The Devil snaps his fingers and a whole bunch of books appear in front of the guy. After reading all the books, the Devil answers correctly and -- poof! -- the philosopher disappears to hell.

The second guy, a mathematician, asks the Devil the most complicated question ever. The Devil snaps his fingers and a whole bunch of books and papers appear in front of the guy. After working out the problem, the Devil answers correctly and -- poof! -- the mathematician disappears to hell.

The third guy, an idiot, asks the Devil to get him a chair and

2007-08-20 09:23:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

drill seven holes in the chair. The Devil hands the chair to the idiot, who sits on the chair and farts. He then asks the Devil, "Which hole did I fart through?" The Devil gives the idiot a dirty look and starts to think. The Devil replies the third one. The guy says, "Nope!!! The one through my a**!"

2007-08-20 09:23:45 · update #1

11 answers

lol

2007-08-20 09:34:57 · answer #1 · answered by bdbarbie 6 · 1 0

phhhhewwwww smeeeeelllllyyyyy

and y didnt the devil say all 7??? thats what i would have said lol.

good jke XDXD

happy joke telling =D

2007-08-20 17:13:48 · answer #2 · answered by Smile =D 5 · 0 0

haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa the idiot turned out to be smart funny and clever.

2007-08-20 16:33:50 · answer #3 · answered by confused 4 · 0 0

Pretty funny there! Have a pretty star for your efforts!

2007-08-20 16:42:09 · answer #4 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0 0

lmao! Good one! Star!

2007-08-20 16:34:01 · answer #5 · answered by Miss T 7 · 0 0

ROFLOL !!
Cunning and imaginative !!
That's a good one !!

2007-08-20 19:58:08 · answer #6 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 1 0

RMFAO!!! HAHAHA!! Now THAT'S a good one, buddy!!!

2007-08-20 16:36:42 · answer #7 · answered by Cuban Pete 2 · 0 0

LMAO!! thats funny! :)

2007-08-20 16:32:47 · answer #8 · answered by missjax72 4 · 0 0

LMFAO! GOOD ONE!

2007-08-20 16:30:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol..

2007-08-20 16:29:30 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ :) ♥ 3 · 0 0

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