What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard anyone say?

Question

I have to go with what someone in my Biology class said when asked why someone lost his internet priveleges:

"He's been looking up them 'naked' and 'dogs'."

Answer 1

My cousin asked me what a hush puppy looked like... I guess she thought it was a animal or something???

Answer 2

Oh geez some many stupid people over the years what to choose....... what to choose......
I would have to say the dumbest thing I have ever heard came out of a laywer's wife mouth. She said that she thought it was awful that the Halliburton employees in our town were making money off the war. I turned around and listened to her go on and on about our stock options since hubby at the time worked for them. I finally interrupted their conversation and told her very rudely. that she was the dumbest woman I have ever met. That we do not make that much money if any off the war because you have to buy the stock options that make that money they are not given to us. That as far as the paychecks go we still live under the poverty line. While she sits in her house on the hill passing judgement on hard working people like true aristocratic *****

Answer 3

I have three, all uttered by the same person who was about 18 or 19 at the time:
"Don't you think it's neat how God made our thumbs to fit lighters?"

Another time she was reading a paper I wrote about illegal immigration. She paused at one part, looked at me and said, "C'mon Anthony... aliens?"

She was in the car with a bunch of friends and I while we were driving through a construction zone. She says "I want to be one of those people who holds the slow sign. That would be coooool."
I said, "Erin... I promise... someday you will get to hold a sign that says 'slow'."

Answer 4

I had my bass strapped around my neck, and was standing at the bar getting a beer from the bartender to head on stage with. The guy at the bar next to me asked if I was in the band.

"Gee, no... I brought this $1200 slab of wood out here hoping to use it in the bar fight we're having later."

Answer 5

I drove a friend of mine to the ER who had gotten his head split open diving at the lake. He was bleeding everywhere, and couldn't really stand up. When I walked in to tell the clerk at the hospital, she actually looked at me and said, Is it an emergency?

Answer 6

i was in division in high school and they did announcements over the P.A.
one day the announcer was supposed to say "News Flash" instead she said "Hot Flash"

that happened to be the only day i payed attention to announcements.


another time someone asked me "what the f*** is wtf?"


one time me and my cousins went to buffalo wind wings for one of my cousins birthday. we were eating and one of my cousins asked "are these drinks refillable?" while holding up the cup; on the side of the cup that was facing us it said in big bold letters "Free Refills"


one time i was looking for a bar for about 10 minutes. i pull over and get out the car and enter the first place i see, i ask the bouncer "do you know where sonotech is?" he says, "this is sonotech"

Answer 7

The dumbest thing I ever heard was someone telling someone else to put the sun visor down in the car so nobody would see them.

Answer 8

Somebody at my old school got expelled for joking about blowing up the school. Somebody said, "A terrorist threat such as this could be caused by a food allergy."

That has got to be it...

Answer 9

I swear my best friend is the reason why we have blonde jokes. One day we were all talking and I said something about living below the Mason-Dixon Line (we live in Georgia). She actually asked me what the Mason-Dixon Line is! I could've slapped her!

Answer 10

Well.....My Friend Has A Dog Named Titan...And Her Cousin Called Him Tight A..s..s.

Answer 11

My best friends ex once thought that you could book a flight and fly to the moon in an airplane.