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has anyone ever told you they were ubducted by aliens?!

2007-08-20 07:59:01 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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No, they told me they tripped over a wireless phone cord and got pregnant. I was also told that women leaving the toilet seat up is a sign that they might be cheating.

2007-08-20 08:01:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

a friend of mine has a BAD habit of telling stories. One day she told me an emabarrisng story that happend to her with her kid the necxt day at her house I read in a mag she had in the emabarrisng stories section THE SAME STROY I read it allowed to her and said it looks like your not the only one she turned bright red...She also told me that she was a dancer at a club in her yoown..not to be mean but she like i am is a little chunky and i KNOW that most places dont have chunky dancers..she even showed me a uniform she said she wore I asked her if they furnisghed it she said yes..and well shes had the outfit shince highschool and tahts 5 years old...I love her still

2007-08-20 11:30:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Some silly little girl told Naughty Hottie and I that when she would sing when she was alone going for a walk in the woods, deer and birds and other forest creatures would come a little closer and have a listen.

2007-08-20 08:23:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Someone said that we were all a Gay Society. That some chooses to show it publicly and some privately.....
Like renting videos
Having orgies
role playing
swinging
live/ machinery porn
sex toys/sex oils
massages (same sex)
best friends....etc

No. not another alien story, it time that we stop discussing MEXICO. lol

2007-08-20 08:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by NEMESIS 3 · 1 0

Too much TV will make your eyes square.

You have to drink milk to breastfeed.

You can't get pregnant if you do it in water.

That they were a University student (when they looked about 12 years old).

But my all time favourite is: Don't worry, they won't notice.....

2007-08-20 08:09:44 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 0 0

I ran into 7-11 today after being in pouring rain, and the clerk was like "Wow, get caught in the rain??" =| I was like "No.. I was at a water park"

I thought that was pretty dumb...

2007-08-20 13:42:58 · answer #6 · answered by Trixies Mama 7 · 0 0

my pal theory the queen of england replaced into queen of the international and anouther theory london replaced into the only place you could desire to purchase warmth magazine whilst asked what cereal replaced into made up of in school my 4-365 days-previous cousin insisted they have been knitted by using grannies...

2016-10-02 22:53:20 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I had a guy profess his love for me - while kissing another women!

It was years ago in high school - but I laugh every time I think of it!

2007-08-20 08:04:03 · answer #8 · answered by JoJo 5 · 0 0

friend: i got 2 more rejections
friend: this is so not fun
friend: i dont get this
friend: i swear
friend: i try my *** off
me: hon you have to change your looks
me: that's all that's holding you back
friend: excuse me
friend: oh god
me: you need shorter hair
me: and do your eyebrows.. and wear something in style that looks good on you
friend: ppl look at merit
friend: u n looks

i tried explaining to her that for customer service and public service she needs to be presentable.. Unfortunately.. she doesn't listen to me.. and has been rejected around 20 job offers.

2007-08-20 08:14:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Let me go through some of my Q and A and I'll get back with you

2007-08-20 08:03:27 · answer #10 · answered by Pimpstick 4 · 0 0

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