laws of physics?

Question

Theories of cat behavior



LAW OF CAT INERTIA
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon
by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a
nearby scurrying mouse.

LAW OF CAT MOTION
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good
reason to change direction.

FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will,
therefore, use as little energy as possible.

LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the
earliest possible nanosecond.

LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the
cost of the furniture.

LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-matter + It Doesn't Matter.

LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCE
As yet undiscovered. Theories of cat behavior



LAW OF CAT INERTIA
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon
by some outside force, s

Answer 1

A fascinating theory. The Law of cat inertia is something I quite agree on

Answer 2

The lore indicates that Newon got the idea of gravity from an apple in free fall.
But the laws of motion he Must have figured them the CAT.
Qops I shouldnt have said that =I just let the Cat out of the bag.

Answer 3

is this a question? if it is, the answer is, the speed of a cat is equal to the equation speed=wtf. where w is wieght (fatties dont run), t is time of day (cats only run while your sleeping, and seem to do it loudly), and f is food (they wont move unless u bring out that tasty food in a can).

Answer 4

You must know my friend: The Cat.

Click on the link under her picture.

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AlgdvfN3CQ_ySJrXe7LwP0sAAAAA?show=AA12298210

Answer 5

Are you related to S catman Cruthers?