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Don't do it. You can send out invitations when it is done.

I wonder if you can name a previous conflist in which you could send out invitations in advance of the end...WWII maybe?

2007-08-20 14:43:20 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

LOL. Whenever they figure out how to invent a "success story" in Iraq. Remember, the U.S. CAN'T be wrong, no matter what so, they'll keep fighting until it APPEARS that they're right. I think this administration realizes on some level that they're just digging a deeper and bloodier hole every day we're in Iraq. They just don't want to look as if they were wrong all along. So they're waiting until they do something that resembles success.

2007-08-20 13:39:18 · answer #2 · answered by spike_is_my_evil_vampire 4 · 1 1

The victory in Iraq happened long ago, with the fall of the Iraqi government and army. What is going on now is a protracted battle with sectarian violence and foreign insurancy, which given the reality of Middle Eastern culture and lack of ethics of their religious leaders will never end.
It's kind of like fighting the war on drugs - there will always be new cockroaches crawling out of the woodwork no matter how many you kill.

2007-08-20 13:33:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

Just cancel the party or if you're really determined find out how long it's going to take to steal all the oil there and that will give you a ballpark figure.

2007-08-20 13:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by airmonkey1001 4 · 1 1

When the polar ice cap completely melts. Then we'll be in so much trouble here that we'll need 130,000 troops to build emergency housing, office buildings, and new roads for all the people who have to flee the coastal cities.

2007-08-20 13:43:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

May 1, 2030. I would strongly recommend you plan ahead and buy the new forever stamps before the price goes up. By the time this war is over they will surely cost $1.50 each.

2007-08-20 13:33:36 · answer #6 · answered by Steve C 5 · 1 2

Just make sure you invite plenty of soldiers to your "party" and thank them for their service to this country. Furthermore, let them know that if it wasn't for them, scumbags like you wouldn't have the freedom to post your "witty" comments here on Y/A.
So from this soldier I say to you, "You're welcome."

Go ahead and report me. There's not much else you CAN do.

2007-08-20 13:36:12 · answer #7 · answered by Bumblebee711 5 · 1 2

Date: TBD

2007-08-20 13:31:04 · answer #8 · answered by Matt D 6 · 3 0

Ask Al Gore. After all, he can apparently tell when the earth is going to end if we don't put an end to "man made" global warming. So he must be able to predict the future.

2007-08-20 13:32:49 · answer #9 · answered by Splitters 7 · 3 4

Celebrate the Chinese New Year instead.

2007-08-20 13:33:24 · answer #10 · answered by Resurrected 2 · 3 2

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