2007-08-20 06:24:26 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think for a cereal killer you may want to bring some milk, OJ and some toast. Or are we talking about another type of cereal?
2007-08-20 08:07:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well it seems by your picture and writing that you are a very nice girl. It also seems to me that you want to help this guy out. I'm assuming is a guy. Well here are some things you can take to the date to make things easier for him.
#1 some hemp rope. They say hemp rope make tighter knots.
#2 duct tape.
#3 a polaroid camera so he can take pictures of you as mementos of his experience.
#4 Plastic curtains that he can lay on the floor and avoid stains in the carpet or other areas.
#5 plastic garbage bags
#6 A hunting knife and a hacksaw. Bones are not easy to cut you know.
#7 cloroform or some other such drug that may incapacitate a person.
#8 A sign letter with a notary seal assuring him that you have not let anybody know with who or when or even where you are going with him.
#9 a GPS system with some bookmarks of dark barel frequented secluded areas of your town where he can murd.... err I mean where you too can enjoy your encounter in privacy.
#10 A slutty outfit. This one is not required but if you went through the trouble of getting 1-9 might as well play the part right?!
2007-08-20 06:40:22 · answer #2 · answered by mr_gees100_peas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm personally a big fan of tasers ... But condoms are always a good idea!
Oh ID and clean undies are a plus!
Can I come too? I've always wanted to meet a serial killer
2007-08-20 06:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by Rhyannonn C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take me. Wait, its our date your talking about isn't it? Gee wiz tell a girl your an Orkin man then all of a sudden your a serial Killer.
Why are exterminators the best lovers? Because they get into every crack and oriface!
2007-08-20 10:11:29 · answer #4 · answered by bummer101467 <2HeartKnight> 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you take all that the others telling you to take,,How are you going to run....I make it easy...I just want go.....
What is making you go out this a Serial Killer??
2007-08-20 06:47:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a cell phone to call 911... why are you dating a serial killer?!
2007-08-20 06:28:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the killer up and tell him/her that you have to postpone the date because you have to have two wisdom teeth extracted. Or tell the truth; that you are a devout coward and are staying home.
2007-08-20 11:05:05 · answer #7 · answered by Alfie333 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A cop, a cell phone with 911 on speed dial, a gun, and some good running shoes just incase.
2007-08-20 06:31:04 · answer #8 · answered by godess of chocolate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cell pohone with 911 programmed in
Mace
2007-08-20 06:28:31 · answer #9 · answered by Brownie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An undercover Cop!
2007-08-20 06:33:07 · answer #10 · answered by K'Dee xD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋