A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington DC. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
2007-08-20 05:48:24 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lmao. that's great.
2007-08-20 13:22:12 · answer #1 · answered by babe with an attitude 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I'd light the match myself just to get out of I-95 traffic.
2007-08-20 05:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Id give 5 gallons great joke I thinkl its hillarious all though Id ask for more gas......
2007-08-20 05:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by preistess 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what bush doesnt get old-napped....? or do u think he would have started a war against terrorism on high ways so u didnt put him in? either way I STILL LOVED IT!!!
GREAT BIG stars 4 u
2007-08-20 06:55:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I liked that one!
Plus I haven't heard it before!
2007-08-20 05:55:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!.! i agree, it wouldv'e been funnier if George Bush was kidnapped too! either way, it's still funny!
2007-08-20 05:52:56 · answer #6 · answered by [[♥]]Just Curious[[♥]] 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That was teo funny i love it have a star.
2007-08-20 06:40:17 · answer #7 · answered by ~ Jay ~ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol I get this joke
2007-08-20 06:17:09 · answer #8 · answered by CrazySexyCool 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's your star. Very good!
2007-08-20 05:54:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Funnier if Bush were in the group.
2007-08-20 05:52:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
It is not funny!! because indeed is a sad joke,as you know,because that it is not really happening
2007-08-20 08:25:43 · answer #11 · answered by Lucy,I'm honry! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋