...because I was pretty drunk, and I hope none of these jog my memory.
2007-08-20 04:07:35 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sorry, not my bride. A friend's wedding - I was just a guest.
2007-08-20 04:12:08 · update #1
Your dress would look better on my bedroom floor.
Does {insert hubbys name here} still have those rugburns from those girls at the bachelor party?
2007-08-20 04:13:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Here are several things to NOT say:
Have you gained weight?
Why are you wearing a white dress?
How are you ever going to get along with your Mother In Law?
Were there strippers at your husband's bacholer party?
2007-08-20 11:13:45 · answer #2 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
seriously happened to me....don't be the love of her life prior to her fiance and tell her that you love her on her big day----bad mistake, now that bride sits here daily and wonder why did I waste $25K on my wedding when I could of run off with Julio.
2007-08-20 11:24:13 · answer #3 · answered by Yummy♥Mummy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did the "good deed" with the groom 2 hours ago.
2007-08-20 11:12:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just think, when you get divorced it shouldn't cost as much as this wedding did.
2007-08-20 11:20:57 · answer #5 · answered by Sweet T 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry. I'm sure once he realizes that he is legally committed to you, he'll stop messing with that 18 year old girl.
2007-08-20 11:14:11 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that wearing white makes you fatter? Just a tip ...
2007-08-20 21:17:13 · answer #7 · answered by Girl Machine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the test came back positive
2007-08-20 20:57:16 · answer #8 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That dress looks awful.
2007-08-20 11:14:08 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That rash should clear up in a few days...
2007-08-20 11:18:12 · answer #10 · answered by Beth 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋