2007-08-20 03:53:54 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Many years ago, we (my friends and I) descended on one of our fellow partiers, who had passed out.
He wasn't supposed to be there, as he was newly married and his wife hated our group of low life's.
Anyway, one of the larger girls of our group, volunteered her panties and bra for our joke. We put them on our friend and the girls applied makeup to his face. He looked like a deranged Marilyn Manson.
Then we transported him to his house, placed him in a patio chair facing his front door, with a bottle of beer in both hands. We then honked the car horn, flashed the high beams and we started to back out of the driveway,
Just then a patrol car pulls up behind us and blocks our exit. It seems that while we were putting him into position, a neighbor saw us, became concerned and called the cops.
The cops were having a hard time keeping a straight face, as our friend was awakened by his wife. She was yelling at him and us, and the look on his face was priceless, especially when he saw the getup he was in.
Our driver was taken to jail, driving while under the influence. Myself and a couple of others were ticketed for trespassing. Our friend, the deranged Marilyn Manson, was no longer allowed to play with us.
It was embarrassing, but man was that funny.
2007-08-20 04:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say nothing i do when i'm drunk is embarressing yet to me just funny and plain fun. If I had to pick anything that I would think was embarrising would have to be hitting on all the guys at a party than playing cane ball Which is pretty much like regular baseball just with a tennis ball and a cane, than falling be cause I was to drunk to stand than rolling down the hill. Making out with a girl ,that night most i dont remember so it's fuzzy people told me I almost kissed her!!
2007-08-20 04:04:50 · answer #2 · answered by melanie D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so the question is what have i done in a drunken state that was the most embarrassing for me? well there is actually 2 things. one thing is when me and my wife were in germany i got so drunk at our house there in hanau germany and we went to bed in our bedroom and i woke up still drunk off my *** and i had to piss like a race horse and i thought the chair next to the bed was the toilet and i drained my main vein right in the chair. another thing is a few years ago like 10 i accidentally wore my bowling shoes to the restaurant after a night out of bowling. that was embarrassing.
2007-08-20 04:00:34 · answer #3 · answered by mmb2677 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and my friend was walking up the steps and we had just came off the Beach and he had my hand at first and when we got ready to step up on the steps that go over a dune and there were some people not to close but close enough and they seen it all, he said he felt my hand slip and I just sweetly and nicely fell over side-ways and landed in the Dunes on the other side of the steps, Alcohol will definitely make for a smooth landing-hehe! There was a sign right beside me That said Please Stay Off The Dunes!! He said he wished to God he would of had a camera- I jumped up quickly like nothing had happened-brushed myself off and said now for my next Trick! God I was so embarrassed!
2007-08-20 04:08:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
During my bachelorette party, while on the way to a club in a cab, I told the cab driver that I was a virgin bride and that I couldn't wait to do it all over the place with my new hubby! My friends and the cabbie thought it was hilarious, but I definitely couldn't believe the words coming out of my mouth!
2007-08-20 04:02:55 · answer #5 · answered by Marsha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which drunken state: Maryland, Florida, Virginia, W. Virginia, Washington, D.C...?
Wait- the last one's only a district, but anything illegal I *might have* done there was a felony.
2007-08-20 04:02:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
licked beer off of the counter when someone spilled it(can't waste beer), peed behind a dumpster and asked for toilet paper, made my couch a boat and anyone that wasn't on it i thought they were illegal aliens, fallen down walking home from the bar scrapped my knee really bad and ask for another drink. Now i dont remember any of these things but i have friends to remind me daily
2007-08-20 04:06:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walked into an after hours restaurant for some breakfast after a night of drinking with my underwear around one ankle. Oops
2007-08-20 03:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by Follow the money 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fell asleep in an elevator in college. They left me there for 5 hours. People just had to step over me and i was edward 40 hands as well.
2007-08-20 04:00:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One night, I climbed the fence of a privately owned swimming pool, and dove off its diving board into the water in an evening gown and heels.
2007-08-20 10:51:57 · answer #10 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋