better make it a good one. i dont think anything can top the last "story" u told. i seriously have one foot out the door already.
2007-08-20 02:40:04 · 46 answers · asked by cecee 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It was like this:
When the police arrived, they completely misunderstood the situation. True, I did have my head wrapped in duct tape, and I was holding a gun in my hand. It is true that I did have the bag of cash stuffed in my duffel, and my finger prints were on the cash register. BUT I AM INNOCENT!
I was just walking along, minding my own business, when a man ran by and handed me the gun, the money and the duct tape, and asked me to hold it for him while he went to the bathroom. I was bored, so I wrapped my head in duct tape (I hear it is good for pimples). ....then the police arrived....
IT WAS A COMPLETE MISUNDERSTANDING...I WAS FRAMED!
2007-08-20 02:45:41 · answer #1 · answered by mizmead 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, it all started when I stepped into my car this morning, wearing my brand new gold designer rain-jacket. Adorable, right? Well, apparantely, I closed the car door on the edge of it, but I didn't realize this until, sitting at the second stoplight of my commute, I looked down and almost fainted. It was pouring outside, and it had taken me 2 months' salary to buy this coat! How could it be ruined the first (well, technically, fourth) time I wore it?!?! So, naturally, I had to pull over and survey the damage. I mean, I couldn't just open my door at a stoplight for crying out loud! But the problem was, I wasn't in the best neighborhood. Truthfully, there's no good neighborhood until I get to work. I couldn't get get out on the side of the road in some crime-friendly area! My Prada tote could be taken! Well, I couldn't wait that long! So, I had to turn down a side street and just hope I found my way into another part of town. Well, this would have been a LOT easier if I had had my car with my GPS installed. However, my car is being worked on right now (by these hot little Brazilian mechanics - God bless their souls), so I'm using a rental, and of course, it's GPS-free. To make a long story short, I never found a good neighborhood. After cruising around for just under two hours, I decided to just get back on the main road and head to work. Unfortunately, I was hopelessly lost by that point. And my gas tank was on empty. Slowing down at a stop sign, it groaned and just stopped, right there. And didn't start again. That's precisely why I'm sitting in this bar at 10 in the morning, soaking wet, with a brown corner on my gorgeous new designer gold raincoat. Nah, I didn't call a tow truck. I think I'm going to run away to Canada.
2007-08-20 02:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by Oneofthesedays 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahaha :-) I only enjoyed analyzing ur question, very humorous :-) one million) i will say like I even have short term memory loss, so forgetting each little thing. 2) because of warm and heavy summer season, inks of all pens dried.. 3) Had a non everlasting hand fracture, which got here the former day nighttime and cured on the instant morning together as coming Have a great day buddy :-)
2016-10-08 21:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was born that way.
I figure that since a certain group uses that all of the time and thinks it's good enough as a reason, then others should be able to use it as well. This can be the new catch-all phrase, the way "The Devil made me do it" was back in the day.
2007-08-20 02:45:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know what? I'm sick of making excuses just to maintain the peace. I don't like confrontation, so I normally give you an excuse. But from now on, I'm giving you no excuses. It's only the truth. And the truth is, I wish your other foot would follow!
2007-08-20 05:45:26 · answer #5 · answered by Phantom 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry I'm late but on the way home from the bar the car got a flat and these ladies that were hanging around the street corner offered me a drink while I waited for Roadside Assistance to fix my tire.
2007-08-20 02:44:07 · answer #6 · answered by SirSnoozeAlot 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's not my fault. The Devil made me do it.
Literally the oldest excuse in the book.
2007-08-20 02:50:21 · answer #7 · answered by SpaceMonkey67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ran out of gas and the closest store was 20 minutes away.
2007-08-20 02:44:50 · answer #8 · answered by aintlifegrand 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I didn't see you standing there, You said I should meet new people, She said it was something I'd probably never seen before, I thought you were asleep, She swore she'd never call the house, I was thinking of you...
2007-08-20 02:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My excuse? I have no excuse, just a simple apology. If I didn't something to offend you then I sincerely apology for my lapse in judgment and ask for your forgiveness.
2007-08-20 02:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by Linda 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋