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LMAO!!! My gutter mind is now working overtime Mark!

We did have quite the time last night,and yeah the honey did become a bit sticky.....oh well,its the morning,shall we shower?

2007-08-20 01:02:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The result of a prank played by your drunken mates or you had fallen out of bed and onto the floor! I don't want to know WHY your carpet is sticky!

2007-08-20 19:54:22 · answer #2 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0 0

Because I glued your face to the carpet.

2007-08-20 00:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i might discover that impossible, because of the fact 7 days out of seven, I awaken in the previous my alarm. And, as for the spider, itself, nicely, it would count number on what variety of spider we are speaking approximately, right here. yet i can not think of being any too worried, in spite of if it become a tarantula. no rely what it did to me, i may well be the survivor -- because of the fact i'm the lots extra strategic, between it and me. as nicely, speaking of "what variety of spider" you're speaking approximately, nicely... wait a minute: spiders can not even talk, interior the 1st place! sufficient suggested.

2016-12-12 07:21:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

because the carpet was sticky, or you were waking up after one hell of a night!

2007-08-20 00:24:42 · answer #5 · answered by mags_dbee 3 · 0 0

You were on the piss last night, threw up, fell over, knocking yourself out. The sick dried out over night and you found yourself stuck to the carpet!

2007-08-20 00:27:17 · answer #6 · answered by Firefox 4 · 0 1

Because the carpet couldn't take another one night stand:)LOL

2007-08-20 00:26:43 · answer #7 · answered by djmaximus 3 · 0 0

You were DROOLING on the carpet when you passed out silly a s s!

2007-08-20 00:38:53 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Dude, any one of the above reasons may apply. But the one thing I know for sure is that I would not want to share a house with you!

;-)

2007-08-20 00:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by politicsguy 5 · 0 0

You passed out drunk with a wad of Big League Chew in your mouth. The gum fell out, fortunately for you (it was a huge wad).

2007-08-20 00:24:51 · answer #10 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1 0

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