Please try and answer this with another question... 10 points for most imaginative answer.?

Question

Would you make a good Politician?

Answer 1

Now, how can I possibly answer your question without being accused of sidestepping the issue?

Questions, you know, were introduced by my Party back in 1815 in order to fill up the rather noticeable and embarrassing silences that were quite common in The House at the time.

Of course the Opposition, who won the next election although by the smallest of margins (and who were lucky to do so in my opinion after the fiasco they caused by introducing elections in the first place), were determined to outlaw questions as they felt they gave the common masses too much say in affairs of the Parliament they had elected.

We contested this vigorously of course. I mean, would you vote against something that allowed the riff-raff to determine how you represented them?

Answer 2

Unlike an "Overlapping Consensus" there is nowadays a Modus Vivendi. This consensus permits of an agreement between hostile States in the world within the G8 (or the G8 is driven by a Modus Vivendi). An "Overlapping Consensus" involves only the social system within a State.
If I would be a good Politician I should be involved managing first, the social multicultural system, and two, the G8 or the G10. The last (G10) is the most hard game for a President in order to prevent war.

Answer 3

Yes, I could make a good politician. I am great at making up stories to cover my **** and I believe that although prostitution is illegal the world wouldnt survive without it. If I was rich I would claim not to be as rich as other politicians to get simpathy and suck peoples cash from their wallets. And last but not least if you object to me being a great politician I will unbury anything you have hidden and expose you for the burden to society you are and prove that you are treacherous to America and should be executed immediately !!!! lol


oh yeah and my question would be : do you enjoy being a bug who drinks blood?? then this is the field for you

Answer 4

I am afraid I probably would not make a politician. My imagination is even finding it hard to think of hours in the House of Commons listening to pontificating and insincerity big time. I think my fuse might blow causing the gun powder plot to pale into insignificance. Lies are lies thing is lies spoken with passion are no more than a joke but the tears often are not those of laughter.

Answer 5

Thank you for asking such an imaginative question, of course I must concur with the responses of my fellow answerers on this fine forum; while not my desire of course if there were an outcry for my becoming a politician it would indeed be my duty to concede to the will of the public. So am I to take it that you are desiring to be part of my campaign?

Answer 6

J.Noogood Politico(Dumpster and Peeves)was born of a stiff wind and a short spanish brandy under the self obsessed media ashtray,and parents of a partisan resemblance.Having left all rope- wiring hamstrings as bluff as a cove and crying sad,invisible tears of deeply squished issues of Elf esteem,the question was forever unanswered.

Answer 7

Can you think of reasons why I wouldn't make a good politician?

Answer 8

Of course I would make a good politician,can you give me one good reason why I wouldn't make a good politician?

Answer 9

Hmmm... properly, i think of the dryer gets ticked off you're continuously utilising it. (possibly I do intend a pun right here...) So, whilst it sees a lonely little sock, separated from its mate by using an excellent previous t-shirt, it gobbles it up, leaving you to ask your self days later the place your sock is. And what you do to clod the air vent to the dryer back.

Answer 10

Do you think I will be able to practice a good polytrick?
Or do you want the people to brand me "another Politrickian" who practice "demoncrazy"?

Is it true that Dem-all-crazy?

Ha Jamino, Pretty Imaginative huh?