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I think they would look pretty.

2007-08-19 21:16:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

don't tell me it's the devil who won't let them grow...I know Jesus can do what he wants

2007-08-19 21:17:09 · update #1

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You are an idiot. Of course Jesus can do what he wants. He also knows that you think they would look pretty. Therefore, he does not want you to be happy by letting them bloom in winter. Therefore, Jesus hates you. Go to your room and throw out all of your "Jesus loves me" T-shirts since the whole word now knows it's not true. And we wouldn't want to make Jesus mad now would we. Get a life.

2007-08-19 21:37:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

There is a alternative called green houses that allow gardeners to manipulate a plants growing habits. Otherwise Jesus has nothing to do with "plants growing seasons" as God created the 4 seasons for a reason.... to allow them to rest and regenerate.

2007-08-20 04:24:03 · answer #2 · answered by ☮ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ☮ 6 · 2 0

Guess what? Jesus doesn't exist so he doesn't influence when the tulips will grow.

2007-08-20 04:22:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

cause maybe Jesus thinks they should be dormant during the winter

2007-08-20 04:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 · 2 0

Jesus was a carpenter not a darn gardener lol

2007-08-20 04:24:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Because then we wouldn't have anything to celebrate in the Spring!!!

2007-08-20 04:23:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He doesnt want them feeling cold as they are so slim and fragile and pretty..

2007-08-20 04:22:44 · answer #7 · answered by mysteryprincess_23 5 · 2 0

They're his least favorite flower. They give him tu much lip.

2007-08-20 04:30:06 · answer #8 · answered by Cliff 6 · 2 0

in the winter they're in heaven. he likes them too you know.

2007-08-20 04:21:19 · answer #9 · answered by taco_man_747 6 · 3 0

he forgot

2007-08-20 04:55:54 · answer #10 · answered by 4REAL 2 · 0 0

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