What is the most mischievous thing you remember doing as a child?

Answer 1

I remember accidently spilling my mum's expensive perfume...then quickly finding something to wipe it up..(found her old nightie) then stuffed it in the back of her cupboard.. Forgot that it emitted a smell. Got a smacking..ouch..i was 9 at that time and mum's bedroom was a haven to play in rather than the playroom..

Answer 2

When I was about 10 years old, my brother and I made stink bombs and lobbed them over the fence into our neighbors carport. They were really mean kids, who used to poke our dogs with long sticks through the fence.
Want the recipe?
Fill on old style, folding sandwich bag (this was before zip locks) with the following;
one really rotten egg (set it in the rain gutter (to avoid parental detection) for a week or so)
mustard
Worcestershire sauce
whiskey
lots of garlic
toilet bowl cleaner (BLUE)
wet cat food (Frisky's Tuna was the funkiest)

Give it a good shake to mix it all up, let it ferment if you have time. Then bombs away!

Answer 3

My moms bf use to hit me a lot ...so one day when I was 8 the family was at a local park playing tennis and he made a bet with my brother that he could clear the net and he was a bigger man...so I was kinda swinging the net back and forth and just when he went to jump it I lifted it....I know that sounds more mean than mischievous...but hey I was a kid and he use to hurt me....

Answer 4

I had a dog when I was little named Bandit- this dog was part sheepdog and very hairy.

Well , my brother and I decided (for whatever reason) to tease the dog with a milk bone on a glue board (piece of cardboard painted with the stickiest stuff imaginable used to catch varmits) Well the dog fell for it.
The harry mutt bent her head down to get the milkbone off of the glue board and got her face stuck- then she put her hairy paws on it to get the glue board off of her face.
My brother and I were laughing so hard - I thought we would die.
It still makes me laugh- if you could have just seen this poor dog with it's face glued to it's front paws still wanting that damn milk bone.


That was very,very naughty and our parents beat us sufficiently for it- but at least the dog still loved us.

Answer 5

I saw this mannequin dressed up in a bridal gown and tugged at the veil until she came tumbling down and the head fell off and everything. The noise it made as it was falling down was hilarious because it was very,very loud.

Answer 6

Locking the door of my parents bedroom and putting all my mom lipstick in my face.

My brother once chase me with a knife when a social worker was around the house. (not pretty)

Answer 7

Repeatedly dressing up in my mom's wedding dress... when she wasn't home, prancin' around and throwing puffed wheat all over the place, pretending it was confetti ... lol, gawd, we were awful kids!!

Answer 8

my sister and I used to take our cat and make him open our Christman presents with his claws. My parents didn't have a clue that we were the ones doing it all along

Answer 9

Pooping on the neighbors front porch. I was 6 and I had to go.It was there or in my pants.

Answer 10

Making my little sister eat mud, I got in big trouble, lol.